Cristiano Ronaldo's Armani Ads Revealed; Courtney Love Always Packs Extra Panties

- Cristiano Ronaldo lends his abs to an Armani campaign. Excellent timing. [TLF]
- So. Gisele Bündchen just after she had a baby looks just like Gisele Bündchen when she'd never had a baby. [Vogue UK]
Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
Pray For Marc Jacobs
- "It's out of control. There's always a different boy and everyone is worried he's going to pull a Halston." That's an anonymous friend of Marc Jacobs on the increasingly-erratic fashion designer. [Page Six]
- Ouch: David Lauren was not invited to his girlfriend (of three years) Lauren Bush's cousin Jenna's wedding. You…
The Other Boleyn Girl Fashions: Off With Their Heads
Although last night's NYC premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl boasted plenty of boldfaced names from the worlds of fashion, New York society, and Hollywood, Scarlett Johannson was, strangely, nowhere to be seen. However, Natalie Portman was there, and the vegan shoe designer showed off one of her best looks as of late:…
Fashion Industry's Only Russian-American, Ashkenazi WASP Hits Up The Homeland

"I would like to know more about my history; at some point you ask: where did I come from?" says the man who personified the look of wealthy Americana, Ralph Lauren, upon making his first-ever trip to his family's country of origin, Russia. A visit that conveniently coincides with the opening of a Ralph Lauren…
