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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/20/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Oprah is not necessarily quititng TV altogether. The rumour is actually that she is quitting her SYNDICATED show in 2011, but that she will be doing another show on her Oprah cable network (or whatever it is) when her syndication show stops.

    So, really, doesn't strike me as such huge news. Not like she is leaving tv for good.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the confetti. And the doves.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    The Rihanna line makes me want to cry. I can't imagine what it's like to have to battle through the roller-coaster of emotions that follow an abusive relationship while in the public eye.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Does anyone else think that the Tila item is pretty sad?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    BMI, which enforces music royalties, claims an Idaho bar has been playing songs by artists including John Fogerty and Taylor Swift without permission. [TMZ]

    Did anyone else read this and think, "Dammit, what will the Body Mass Index control next! Ohhhh..."
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Does Wilmer Valderamya date EVERYONE?
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    Edited by DutchessOfDork at 11/19/09 8:25 PM DutchessOfDork was starred DutchessOfDork was unstarred
    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    I guess I can kiss being on Oprah's Favorite Things Special off the old bucket list. goddammit!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: You've got another year!
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Dear John Mayer,
    Please stop twittering(?)/saying things that make me kind of like you.
    Thanks,love, rd2uk
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    So this is how lame I am. When I read the Lost premiere date, I literally put down my Hot Pocket (Hurley would be proud) and started to write a countdown in my agenda. I realized after a minute that I was accidentally counting up instead of down, but then I figured that probably made sense in the context of the show.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    So I have about a year and some change to develop a rare body-deforming disease/marry a rich famous person ala Mrs. Seinfeld and ex-Mrs. Rock/become famous myself but not in a Hilton-y way/become a home-decorator-chef-professional organizer-landscaper from Australia/create my own weird self-affirmation religion to get on Oprah.
    Wish me luck, guys. I got some plannin' to do!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/19/09

    @Sophie needs to study...damn: I better get started on that fake "Kookla is a Hero" letter and get it in the mail tonight!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. Especially with the earlier reports that she was hospitalized because of a bad reaction to cold medicine. Cold medicine is known to exacerbate existing heart issues...
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory.

    Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that statement likening marriage to the Iraq war for me? Does he mean it's a endeavor predicated on a series of lies perpetuated by the Bush administration that costs thousands of lives and will never end?
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: To the first thing: you are clearly not a tween.
    To the second: Bahahahah!
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    Image of anteup anteup
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: I only figured it out a few weeks ago when I was rewatching Harry Potter.
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    Image of Daniele Daniele
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: Don't worry sweetie. I caught Harry Potter, Part 25 on HBO last night and almost lost it when they showed that part. Guess he isn't that memorable unless he sparkles.
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    Image of vinoveritas vinoveritas
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: WHAT! You have rocked my world! I knew RP looked familiar! That and his whole brooding english drunky/slob vibe make me like him more and more.

    The slowest, FTW!
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    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    11/19/09

    @Daniele: I actually thought he was one of the most memorable parts of that Harry Potter movie, but that was largely because he and Daniel Radcliffe had better chemistry together than anyone else on screen.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/19/09

    @lurkerbynature: You know, I thought so too! I really liked their little awkward boy interactions in Goblet of Fire.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mr. Winehouse,
    Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out.
    thx
    PaintedTrollop
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Team Burger.
    Just sayin'.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it.
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    Edited by TheUptightMidwesterner at 11/19/09 9:45 AM TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
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