Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Were Photographed Making Out Like Two Horny Sasquatches
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, the mythical couple dreamed up by Giuliana Rancic while she was battling the flu, were photographed making out on a “grassy knoll” in Santa Barbara over the weekend, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at photos of the sighting published by E!
Retired Father of Four Declared Sexiest Man Alive
People has rudely bypassed all of Jezebel’s picks for Sexiest Man Alive—even “shirtless Poldark star” and Jason Momoa—and anointed Mr. Posh Spice himself, retired soccer star David Beckham. Sure, fine!
Everyone Is Very Concerned About Harper Beckham's Pacifier Use
Today in dumb as hell: the Daily Mail runs an extensive article on Harper Beckham’s pacifier use, and David Beckham tells them to STFU.
Spice Girls Reunite to Celebrate David Beckham's 40th Birthday
Yesterday ageless blonde guy, David Beckham and wife Posh Spice celebrated his 40th birthday. Since Beckham’s birthday was, until yesterday, a national holiday in the UK, he decided to celebrate in the most British way possible: by reuniting the Spice Girls in Morocco (or maybe just inviting some of your wife’s…
Leslie Jones and Jamie Lannister Are BFFs
In today’s Tweet Beat, Leslie Jones kicks back with the Kingslayer, David Beckham is still really hot, and Ariana Grande goes on a road trip.
Watch Rita Ora and Others Explain What It Means to Be a Superstar
Do you consider Rita Ora to be a superstar? Before you answer that, here's an ad for Adidas Originals' Superstar campaign that features her, Pharrell, David Beckham and Damian Lillard attempting to redefine what it means to be a superstar.
David Beckham Progeny Models for The New York Times Style Magazine
Brooklyn Beckham, rich teen and son of two beautiful people (Posh Spice and David Beckham), has a modeling spread in the recent issue of The New York Times Style Magazine.
Every Dude You Know Is Getting This Haircut
The haircut sometimes known as The Hitler Youth or The Michael Pitt/Jimmy Darmody/Boardwalk Empire or The Undercut has officially hit the mainstream: Biggest Loser fitness guru Bob Harper was spotted sporting very short sides and a long, floppy top on Rachael Ray Wednesday.
Victoria Beckham Plays Coy About Getting Rid of Her Breast Implants
Victoria Beckham is no longer sporting her ample fake breasts, but when asked about their departure she didn’t sound too sure about where they’d gone or how she got them in the first place.
Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Getting Facial Hair Transplants
Just in case you're under the impression that if you lived life as a man, your days would be free of the burdensome weight of having to be attractive, stop, drop and roll because that is certainly not the case. The latest concern for men is whether or not they are beardly enough.
David Beckham's Facial Hair: Yay or Nay?
It's scraggleriffic, but maybe we're all into that?
Taylor Swift Tee Discontinued by A&F After Fans Unleash Their Wrath
Abercrombie & "No Fatties" Fitch, the Axe-drenched alpha male of suburban malls, has discontinued a T-shirt that clowns on the various loves of Taylor Swift after her army of fans came down on them like the Red Wedding. The shirt read "# more boyfriends than t.s."
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime
Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.
David Beckham's Tattoo Says 'Rich White Guy Loves Protein Shakes' in English
Well, probably. Can anyone translate for us? Guesses are more than welcome!
Rihanna Wants a Kid, Possibly With Chris Brown
Rihanna covers Elle UK this month and talks about Chris Brown, Instagram and her future. Discussing Ri-Ri on this website is something of a lose-lose situation: Salem-style piling on her for her choices doesn't help anybody—especially not other women in similar situations—and I'll leave the alternative to the staff…
Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz
A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I…
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife…
