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    Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking

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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    The only movie Lucille 2 should be doing is Arrested Development!

    Madonna you couldn't go on stage and sing/play guitar because you don't know how to do those things. Not because you're a "perfectionist". #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: Doesn't she actually play guitar sometimes on stage?

    Reeeegardless, lack of that being a pop star's strength certainly doesn't stop them from doing them. I do believe she's a perfectionist, and a Type-A crazy hard worker. Don't all her exes complain about that? #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    Bryan, I'd pay to see you in lingerie! #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @ahpooks: For real. I'd sooner buy House Beautiful than GQ under ordinary circumstances, but Mr. Batt lounging around his New Orleans home is so much more interesting than airbrushed mammaries. And Sal needs the money. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking

    this is what billy has to say about the new autopsy report: #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    Who'd have thought that Jimmy Kimmel would ever be caught in a King David/Bathsheba/Uriah situation. (Does this make Sarah Silverman Michal?) #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: Nice Biblical allusion - I didn't think about it that way but it totally makes sense. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: Yes. And awesome call.

    So is Letterman Saul? (Am I remembering it right?) #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: "Well I heard there was a secret joke that Jimmy spoke and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for comedy, do ya?" #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bovary: Well, that will be in my head all night. Very good. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09


    @portia_sue: Well, Saul never cheated on anyone as far as I know, and Letterman's has no beef with Kimmel. I'll say he's... hmmm... thoughts?

    I think we can say Ben Affleck is Jonathan: David's beloved pretty-boy that people question whether there's something... more there. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    The ex-staffer that was fired by Kimmel, can he sue for sexual harrassment or something? There has to be something against that.

    Beyond that, I don't know what there is to this story other than "people who once worked together also happened to have consensual sex together, occasionally at the same time" #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @erinna: Wrongful termination, I believe. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    Sorry, but Lisa would never approve of her mother posing for Playboy and she wouldn't lie about it to spare Marge's feelings. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I know. Patty and Selma, maybe. But Lisa? Marge, please. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @ritualtheory: Patty and Selma were in a twins layout back in the '80's. It's just hard to recognize them through the haze of cigarette smoke. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: didn't she also say "wasn't it sweet of her to lie"? #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    "The Wait is Ova" - what, is that the next time she's supposed to ovulate? #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    Integrity? She's either a terrible human being, or not using that word correctly. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    With regards to the Letterman scandal, and now Kimmel's admission: A lot of people sleep with their (sometimes married) bosses.

    I've done it, and I've known many others who have, too. It makes me wonder how many people are going to come out of the woodwork with stories of sleeping with their famous bosses. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Tippi Hedren: You know I don't think I've ever slept with a boss. Not out of any high moral standard but because I don't think I can remember one remotely attractive. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Tippi Hedren: I used to work at a store with approximately 50-60 employees and it seemed like every (single) cashier between 19-23 was sleeping with a superior at the store. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    Hey Madonna? You're no Paul McCartney. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LuvEwan: the gall of her. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: It would be fun if they switched places for the day, though. Just to see how the other person lives. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LuvEwan: I just keep picturing her attempting to write a song with John Lennon. Imagine the look he'd give her when she pitched the line, "open your heart to me baby, I hold the lock and you hold the key." priceless. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: and then Paul shows up on stage, writhing in a wedding dress. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LuvEwan: lol. I appreciate Madonna for what she does but get some perspective woman! #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: Indeed. He wrote "Yesterday". That pretty much trumps everything, as far as musical history goes. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: Is she "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" that much deeper? #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @JessaFields: well its sung to one of pop musics most legendary musical tracks but...thats early Beatles...they did move on to many albums worth of deeper material (aforementioned Yesterday) and Madonna...well she's writing stuff like this:

    Every little thing that you say or do
    I'm hung up
    I'm hung up on you
    Waiting for your call
    Baby night and day
    I'm fed up
    I'm tired of waiting for you

    Like I say, I appreciate the woman but she's no brilliant wordsmith. Just her and a guitar would be a bit...lacking.
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: Fair enough. I am a Beatles fan--I just think they have their fair share of silly lyrics (even later on "), as well as very meaningful ones.

    I think Madonna at least tried to move forward with "Ray of Light," but then... it all kind of fell apart. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @JessaFields: yeah. she's definitely tried...even Ray of Light though (which I really really like) I still think of more as cool music rather than great lyrics. The Beatles had silly lyrics too though. But they also had The White Album... #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LuvEwan: To be fair, a lot of us could play guitar and sing like Paul McCartney; or walk down the street -- I hear he does that, too. Also, he breathes, I've heard, so we could breathe -- like Paul McCartney.

    What neither we nor Madonna could do is eat chicken like Paul McCartney. Because he is a vegetarian. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    Yes Madge, you are far superior to Sir McCartney. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    I find this Marge Simpson playboy cover very squicky. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Crabby Cakes: I absolutely HATE that they (Simpsons) are participating in this. Why? There's just no reasoning. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: are they? I was hoping this was unauthorized 'parody'. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @boobookitteh: hahaha. nooooo way. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: why you gotta bust my bubble? I was happy in a world where Matt Groening still had a shred of integrity left. Although 'integrity' seems to be a bad thing now.... #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @bluebears: Exactly. What about playboy screams "20th Anniversary of the Simpsons?" #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Crabby Cakes: it's gross. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Crabby Cakes: Agreed. But at least it wasn't a storyline. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
    A-Ha has been together this whole time and I was not informed? I reeeeeeeeeally hope they come to New York. And I'm not even someone who JUST liked one of their songs: I had all their tapes! #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: Their last album is not bad at all. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: aw, tapes. That was such a special time. I had all the Duran Duran tapes. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @Ailatan: I've been meaning to pick it up. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: I liked it, it's not groundbreaking but I liked it a lot. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: I never had any tapes because I was too poor in college, but whenever I hear them now I think about nothing but good times. I had no idea they were still together either! #lindsaylohan
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
    I'm getting really, really sick of Dina Lohan's excusing Lindsay's reckless behavior with an obligatory mention of her age. She's just 18! She's just 19! She's just 22! Look, youth is hard. But if you see multiple rehab visits, obvious (even to the outside) codependency issues, and work problems resulting from unreliability, you can't just paint over it with the "She's young and just figuring things out" brush. She is an adult now, and her mom's attitude isn't helping her to take ownership of her life and responsibility for her actions.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
    Re: remakes of EVERYTHING ... I'm convinced that Flashdance is going to be remade pretty soon, if only because FAME and Footloose already are. They're the three big 80s teen dance movies for me.
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