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    Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon

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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/11/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/11/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so that us heteros don't make a mockery, yet again, out of the sanctity of marriage?
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/11/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now Eli Roth . . . I just always get that inkling feeling in the back of my mind that there'd be a whole lot more hulabaloo if the same things were reported about celebrity women.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/11/09

    @cand86: Mark Wahlberg, too.
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    Image of pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    So, Jezebels: anyone here who will admit they've slept with Tiger?
    Because the way that list has grown, seems to increase the odds that someone in our midst has had a Tiger by the Tail.
    It ain't me, BTW.
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal was starred pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    12/10/09

    @pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Right here, bud.

    (Not really, but I feel left out at this point!)
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/11/09

    @pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Being "Blasian" like Tiger the Tiger, he wasn't interested in me in a sexual way. May I add that I have never been a cocktail waitress, porn star, or had plastic surgery. I'm not hating the player, I'm just hating his game.
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    Edited by kookla at 12/11/09 1:05 AM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I really like Alicia Keys, but is "Her and I together was like" English?
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @lonewolfer: lusty trollop: *CT voice in play* There were two of you, Alicia, my dear; your sentence requires a plural verb. *haughtily twirling martini* It's very clear SOMEONE dropped out of Columbia...
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    Edited by LaComtesse at 12/10/09 9:27 PM LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of colliniqua colliniqua
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Every time I read a story like that first one, I thank God I'm not a celebrity. How can they possibly justify publishing that they think Jake Gyllenhaal is going to propose, if they think it might be true? Do they think that Reese Witherspoon is unaware of rumors ABOUT HER? If someone ruined the surprise of getting engaged for me, I would be so pissed. Not ONE of my friends or family members said one thing to me in the 60 days between when my fiance showed my parents the ring and actually gave it to me. If one of them had, and ruined the surprise, I would never forgive them. And if they published it in a magazine, I would find a reason to sue them.

    That just pisses me off. Some things are supposed to be a surprise because that's the point.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole promoted this comment colliniqua was starred colliniqua was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/11/09

    @colliniqua: I called my mom the night I got engaged and she got on some kind of hyper-phone tree right after. I didn't get to tell anyone else, because she got to them first. I was kind of pissed about that.
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    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole:

    my friend posted a 'congrats on getting engaged!' post on my freaking FACEBOOK page before I had even called my parents. ugh.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/11/09

    @Crackers in Bed: AHH! Fortunately my mom had not yet discovered "That Facespace"
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: heehee. my mom, dad, both aunts, an uncle, my 40 year old brother, and my former art teacher are all on facebook! i can basically post nothing but 'surprised kitty' videos and banal comments regarding the weather as a result.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    It is absurd to me that Kanye West is considered worse than Glenn Beck in any way, for any reason. This list is number one on my stupid lists list.
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    Edited by LucilleMcGillicuddy at 12/10/09 8:39 PM LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: S'ok. Glenn Beck's gotten the Worst Person in the World from Keith Olbermann, and that's what really counts.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: It's from FailBlog, so, in keeping with their style, I think it's more going for "biggest fuckup" not "biggest fuck."
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    Image of Elle O. Elle Elle O. Elle
    12/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Kanye may be an ass, and Taylor didn't deserve to have her speech ruined. But I don't remember anyone getting pissed off when Tim Commerford (sp?) from Rage bumrushed Limp Bizkit's show. Or when Adam Yauch interrupted REM. Is it because they interrupted men? Because they're white and Kanye isn't (probably not the case here, but I'm sure it is for some people out there)? Is it because people hate Limp Bizkit, and because Yauch was in lederhosen?

    And honestly, while I do feel bad for Taylor and don't think she deserved to have her night ruined, why do all rock and rap stars have to be nice? I like that some of them are assholes! Nice and rock and roll don't go together!

    PS-This could probably be worded better, I just got home from a booze filled work Xmas party.
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy promoted this comment Elle O. Elle was starred Elle O. Elle was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/10/09

    @Elle O. Elle: I wish I were coming home from a booze filled anything. I love booze.
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    Image of Helen Valentine Helen Valentine
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Santa? Hell, if I were a Gosselin child, I'd have lost my faith in God by this point.
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    sybann promoted this comment Helen Valentine was starred Helen Valentine was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @Helen Valentine: BWAAA! Brilliant my dear.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I must be wearing the wrong kind of vintage/eccentric hat because every time I don one the strangest people come up to talk to me and I assure you, they have nothing interesting to say. Or, if it's a particularly furry hat, random strangers decide it's OK to pet it/me.

    Can't I express my haberdasherlove without it being interpreted as peacocking? Times like that I wish I had poison darts at the ready.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @TransFat: You love vintage hats all you want. I can't judge: I love vintage wigs. Unfortunately, society just isn't ready to bring them back at all...
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    @LaComtesse: That's amaaaazing. Are you under there somewhere? It reminds me of the headless queen in Baron Von Munchausen.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @TransFat: I WISH that were me. I just keep this picture with me as inspiration.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/11/09

    @LaComtesse: It has a ship in it!!
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    Image of minniebaninnie minniebaninnie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Why do we continue to discuss the Reese/Jake thing as if it isn't the most glaring, obvious sham of a relationship. Such a waste of tabloid space.

    Yes, I fully understand the irony of that last sentence.
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    12/10/09

    @minniebaninnie: I sometimes feel really naive and gullible because I don't understand why people insist this relationship is a sham.
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    HarpMadness promoted this comment odinsraven was starred odinsraven was unstarred
    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    12/10/09

    @odinsraven: I don't think I'm naive, but I also thought they were real. If they glaringly aren't, I might have to turn in my Skeptical, Cynical Lady card! *mope*
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    Image of minniebaninnie minniebaninnie
    12/10/09

    @odinsraven: You're not naive or gullible, some of us are just incredibly, pathetically obsessed with celebrity gossip, and know way too much about these people.
    It's Hollywood's worst kept secret that Jake is not what he presents himself to be, sexuality-wise. Google "Toothy Tile" for a crash course.
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    Image of lauraholtsteele lauraholtsteele
    12/10/09

    @minniebaninnie: I'm not naive or gullible, but why would Jake bother doing this? (And why would Reese go along with it, assuming she knows. And if she doesn't, why doesn't/how can't she, if it's true?) I don't think that he really has a reputation in movies as a (heterosexual) heartthrob, does he? And, if Tiger Woods can't keep his "mistresses" quiet, how is Jake able to. (It's not so much that I don't think that Jake, or Tom Cruise, or whoever, is gay. I just find it hard to believe that the stories wouldn't have been made public - and actually public, not "worst kept secret" public - a long time ago. Sure, maybe there's payoff involved, but not for this long.)
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment Edited by lauraholtsteele at 12/10/09 8:36 PM lauraholtsteele was starred lauraholtsteele was unstarred
    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    12/10/09

    @minniebaninnie: I work in Hollywood. Trust, if Jake really honestly is Toothy Tile, then it is the best kept Hollywood secret. I could name half a dozen alleged beards that are more likely than this one appears to be. So, that's why I doesn't understand why it's such a pervasive rumor.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    12/10/09

    @minniebaninnie: Just when you think you've reached the End of the Internet, someone gives you something new to google. Thanks.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @odinsraven: Brokeback kept it in public consciousness, methinks.
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of minniebaninnie minniebaninnie
    12/10/09

    @odinsraven: Fair enough. Maybe I put too much stock in Ted Casablanca's blind items.
    Yay, Jake and Reese!
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    minniebaninnie was starred minniebaninnie was unstarred
    Image of minniebaninnie minniebaninnie
    12/10/09

    @lauraholtsteele: It's just a bit suspect...all this hullabaloo over a break-up, now an engagement; when does Prince of Persia (heartthrob manly role alert) come out?
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/11/09

    @odinsraven: Well now I just want to know who those half a dozen are...
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Billy Corgan is a nice guy? Um, everything I have ever heard about him indicates that he's a self-important fucknut.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/10/09

    @Tchotchke: Did I miss the memmo on "fucknut" being the new douche? Because I fully endorse it.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/10/09

    @TransFat: Haha, well, I suggested it in the douche thread, but ultimately, I just decided to use it regardless because I love it.
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    Image of kookoocachaw kookoocachaw
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Heh. I thought it said that Jake was going to "poop" the question.
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    sybann promoted this comment kookoocachaw was starred kookoocachaw was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @kookoocachaw: What a unique way to present the ring! For sure she won't accidentally eat it!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/09

    @sybann: You don't know what kinky stuff they're into...
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Hey Mr. DJ, how exactly did Rihanna throw Chris Brown-- who brutally assaulted her-- under the bus? On second thought, don't answer that. I'm perfectly content thinking you are an asshole.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Trust - his PD encourages it.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    For some reason, no matter how much I hear/see about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall, I STILL don't believe they are together. Whenever I come across something about them together, it registers in my brain as a tabloid rumor...even though they've been together for a few years. My brain won't process it
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: I agree. I laughed when I read "Reese is a traditional sort of lady..." but then I remembered lavender marriages were once considered sort-of traditional.
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    jemandtheholograms promoted this comment Bettiespork was starred Bettiespork was unstarred
    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    12/10/09

    @Bettiespork: Also, not to nit-pick but she did get pregnant with her first child prior to her marriage to Ryan Phillipe. While children out of wedlock are a long standing tradition, not sure if that's what the comment "traditional lady" meant.

    (ps: I don't actually care that she had her child before she was married, just a surprising/funny fact to me)
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: You're right! I'd completely forgotten about that.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/10/09

    @jemandtheholograms: That's how I felt about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I thought it was all lies until she was like 8th months pregnant. It just seemed really made up to me.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    12/10/09

    @NellMood: I think its because when it first happened, it was a very all of the sudden and in a "look, she's over her divorce" kind of way.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    The Lilith Fair line-up is extremely disappointing. I hope that they add more acts. Cough*Santogold*cough.
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