The Internet is full of unexplainable, contextless, amazing detritus. For instance! These dating rules from a not-at-all unnervingly calm Christian dad wearing a very sophisticated patterned shirt, who uses the term "date mate" and warns that, "Sex may be fun. But now sex can kill."
Remember that time in fourth grade when your teacher sent the boys out of the room so that she could show you a film strip on menstruation? Well, the Houston Chronicle pulled a similar stunt this morning.