Coupled Is The Bachelor on Ice, Which Unfortunately Means It's Super Boring
As the original and most successful dating show, it’s impossible to launch a new iteration of the matchmaker format without garnering comparisons to The Bachelor franchise. Of course, many others have left their mark on our culture throughout the years (Temptation Island, Rock of Love, Dating Naked), but the producers…
Happy Couple App Is the Sad Future of Dating
Texting/sexting, direct messages, Twitter, Instagram DMs and online dating aren’t enough when it comes to getting to know a person. What a healthy relationship really needs is a lot less... how do you say... talking. If the human race is to survive, there needs to be a severe reduction in our level of interaction with…
Vintage NYMag Personal Ads Are a Study in Misplaced Male Confidence
Today, men’s favorite ages on OkCupid are 20, 21, 22, and 23, but ever since fire was invented to see each other with, stunningly average men have believed they deserve that perfect 10. Case in point? The vintage Strictly Personals section of New York Magazine, which The Cut perused for some beautiful standouts.
Have Any of the Friends Ever Hooked Up IRL?: An Extensive, Meaningful Investigation
On Sunday night, almost all but not quite all of the cast of Friends will gather to celebrate famed comedy director James Burrows. The news has rocked lovers of laughs, who, years after their favorite show was taken off the air, still glom on to any Friends-related tidbits the way Chandler and Rachel did that…
How to Have A Sexy Valentine's Day Even When It Is Fucking Freezing
Weather experts have predicted that a potentially historic cold snap will make its way across the East Coast and Ohio Valley this weekend, with temperatures plunging to 30 degrees below average. That is a big disappointment, because I was hoping to have some sex on Valentine’s Day and I don’t like being nude if I’m…
An Interview With a Man Who Was Campaigned at By Bernie Sanders Fans on Dating Apps
“Talk Bernie to me,” shouted no one ever on a dating app, and yet that is happening: a very small army of self-motivated young women are using Tinder, Bumble, and all the other hellish, spiritually depleting find-love-quick programs on your telephone to campaign for Bernie Sanders. What’s it like to be on the…
'I'm a Good Cook!': Which of These Aspiring Sex-Havers Will You Spend the Blizzard With?
Have you heard that the east coast is about to be enveloped by a giant, pink vagina of a snow storm?
Cardi B, Queen of Love & Hip-Hop, Explains How to Land a Winter Boo
When Love & Hip-Hop star Cardi B breezed into the Jezebel offices on Wednesday, you could tell an angel had just entered the premises. While Cardi frequently finds herself caught in a trifling love triangle between cast mate DJ Self and his girlfriend on the show, Yorma, she’s at the core a self-described relationship…
Why Can't The Bachelor Let a Redhead Live?
On Monday night’s premiere of The Bachelor Season 20, there were few surprises, except that Ben Higgins was sexually appealing. That was crazy. But otherwise, it was pretty standard: Chris Harrison was tan, a Fox News employee got the first impression rose, someone brought in a mini-horse, and the redhead got sent…

