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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/08/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Eau de Joan's tagline: I told you no crying in the break room.
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    09/07/09

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    Paul Rudd: Sex Panther
    Smells like: pure gasoline, bigfoot's dick, bits of panther
    Bottle Style: A panther's head
    Cost: Your dignity
    Tagline: "60% of the time, it works every time"
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    09/07/09

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    Rachel Maddow: (Holy cow) Moments
    Smells: Fresh and gay, like clean water, green grass, sneakers, gin, humility and a calm but righteous indignation.
    Bottle Style: A cocktail shaker (that leans to the left)
    Cost: Cheap enough for everyone
    Tagline: "I don't even wear perfume, but hey, to each her own!"
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    Image of plattitude plattitude
    09/07/09

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    Kate Bush: Love & Anger
    Smells Like: Hills you can run up, gaffer's tape, clouds, pomegranate, rubber bands, sensuality
    Bottle Style: A red shoe
    Cost: Really, how can you put a price on this woman's work?
    Tagline: "Make a Deal With God."
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    Image of emdy emdy
    09/06/09

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    Lisa Simpson: Lionheart
    Smells like: journal paper, library books, ponies, intelligent with a sprinkle of heart and a dash of promise.
    Bottle Style: A book, standing upright, slightly ajar.
    Cost: Public elementary school girls could afford it.
    Tagline: I'm going to my room.
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    09/06/09

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    I'm still convinced that all my truly filthy hipster friends must have their own perfume, because they all have a particular scent that is unattainable by normal people. It's that way of smelling like cigarettes, day-old spilled beer, cold coffee, body odor, and musty thrift-store clothing while still managing to evoke an air of financial security.
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    Image of Big_Noise_From_Winnetka Big_Noise_From_Winnetka
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Here goes:

    Simply Sarah by Sarah Palin

    Smells like: ambition, viciousness, desperation, and megalomania, with just a hint of moose juice

    Bottle design: Two types: dog sled or semi-automatic rifle

    Cost: The same amount it takes to initiate an ethics investigation

    Tagline: "For the animal in you."
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    Image of CubeRootOfPi CubeRootOfPi
    09/06/09

    @Big_Noise_From_Winnetka: "You can smell Russia in my bottle!"
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    Image of Lady Saira, Vere de Vere Lady Saira, Vere de Vere
    09/06/09

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    Nirvana by Nirvana
    Smells like: Teen spirit
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    09/07/09

    @Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Oh, how I chortled to read this!
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    Image of sweetcheesus sweetcheesus
    09/06/09

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    Howza bout...
    Smell My Fierce by Tyra
    Notes: glitter, old photos, new magazines, eyeshadow, spankings, used stilettos, tears of rejected model hopefuls, hint of barf
    Bottle design: Cheekbone shape, with a "smiling eye" stopper
    Cost: More than what you'd be paid to get out of bed
    Tagline: SMILE with your EYES
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    Image of ATull ATull
    09/06/09

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    "Winning Love by Daylight" by Sailor Moon
    Smells like: Love and justice!
    Cost: Serena's lunch money
    Bottle style: The moon (obviously!)
    Tagline: Buy it! That means you!

    N.B. Sorry, the 10 year old in me had to do it. She was kind of my childhood hero...

    I think the Japanese came up with this anyway.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/07/09

    @ATull: WANT!
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    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    09/06/09

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    Winchester by Sam and Dean Winchester
    Smells like: Gunpowder, rock salt, engine oil, and grave dust, with subtle hints of brimstone
    Bottle style: The Metallicar
    Cost: A case of beer
    Tagline: Put yourself on the highway to Hell.
     Reply
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/06/09

    @girlarchaeologist: I would totally buy that just to smell it and think of them from time to time. Mmmm, Winchester Bros.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/07/09

    @girlarchaeologist: If this was real I'd be the super creep and put it on my pillows.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/06/09

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    Deep (Fried) by Paula Deen
    Smells like: Butter with undertones of pig fat
    Bottle style: a suspiciously familiar 8 oz rectangle
    Cost: Your arterial health and waist line
    Tagline: Best smellings, from my butter to yers!
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    09/06/09

    @Snowbunny: Would the added bonus be the lovely (greasy) sheen it would leave on your skin?
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    09/06/09

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    Frack! by Kyra Thrace
    Smells like: cigar smoke, engine oil, steel, and tuberose
    Bottle style: A Cylon Raider ship
    Cost: Winnings in a decent card game
    Tagline: Striking a superior asshole.
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    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    09/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I love you. :}
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/07/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Awesome.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Eau d' Agent Cooper
    Smells like: top notes of cherry pie mellowing into coffee, pine, and gunpowder.
    Bottle style: Mountain range
    Cost: Affordable on an FBI agent's salary
    Tagline: "Damn fine cologne!"
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    09/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: LOVE it. Nicely done.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    09/06/09

    In reply to 5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
    Eau de Veronica Sawyer:

    Smells like: Corn nuts, brain tumors, some bitter notes, and just a hint of lighter fluid.

    Cost: Two tickets to the Big Fun concert.

    Bottle Style: Shaped like an eagle. Definitely not like a bottle of mineral water - too gay.

    Tagline: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you'd better learn to fly" or "Eau de Veronica: How very."
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