Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter users are into Katy Perry's vadge, Jay Manuel poses for the NoH8 Campaign, and Bret Easton Ellis comments on J.D. Salinger's death.

Today in Tweet Beat, the Jersey Shore cast is in L.A. and paling around with Lindsay Lohan and Simon Rex, Jill Zarin visits Gawker Media, and, for some reason, Paramount has asked Danielle Staub to host The Lovely Bones premiere.

Today in Tweet Beat, Rainn Wilson is psyched to work with Kathy Bates, Mariah Carey doesn't care if her friends look good in pictures, and Kim Zolciak wants help picking her new vanity plate.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is all over the place, Talib Kweli is pissed that Real Housewives of Atlanta was nominated for an NAACP Image Award, and Tori Spelling is about to release her third book.

Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors.

Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee.

You know it's fab when you see Anna Wintour and the Olsens. And that it's bizarre when you see Johnny Depp, Patti Smith, and Danny DeVito. "The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit: A Tribute To Tim Burton" was both.

Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has a bone to pick with Peaches Geldof, Paris Hilton is working on her fake eyelashes line, and Danny DeVito loves his booze.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom.

• Lindsay Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe on the August cover of Spanish Vogue. [ONTD]
• Fornarina also decided to go another round with the actress — but in these fall ads, they Photoshopped the Lohan to look like Heather Graham. [Sun]

• A rep for Chastity Bono—the child of Sonny and Cher—confirms that Bono is in the initial stages of transitioning from female to male.

• Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…

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• There's a Simpsons character-generator available on the website to promote the Simpsons movie (out in just 4 weeks!). This is what we think Jezebel would look like. [SimpsonsMovie]
  
• Danny DeVito is to receive the 42nd Karloby Vary International Film Festivals's special award for outstanding creative achievement. We…