Today in Tweet Beat, celebs are forced to deal with a Facebook blackout, Dave Navarro goes to the dentist, and Teresa Giudice demonstrates her fiscal responsibility.

• Despite failing two recent drug tests, sources say Lindsay Lohan probably won't be sent to jail after her hearing tomorrow due to legal technicalities.

• Paris Hilton entered guilty pleas on two misdemeanor counts and has finally admitted the coke was hers. Her plea deal gets her a year's probation. [CNN]
• The judge says straighten up and fly right. Or else. [US]

The Housewives flunkie is currently filming Social, described as a "re-imagined Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," with Staub as the Robin Leach, visiting "homes of fabulous friends and attending events ranging from birthday parties to black tie affairs."

Caroline Manzo has been dragged into the legal battle between Danielle Staub and her ex-husband Kevin Maher—the guy who wrote the now infamous Cop Without a Badge—being deposed on his behalf in his Federal defamation lawsuit against Staub.

After two seasons filled with table-flipping, hair-pulling, and armed guards, the ladies of New Jersey spent part two of the reunion bickering, playing with a disembodied head, and ultimately—to the surprise of everyone—kissing and making up.

After nearly a month of speculation, Bravo has officially announced that Danielle Staub will not be returning to Real Housewives. NYC, Atlanta, and O.C. will also experience major cast changes. Plus, a preview Atlanta's new season after the jump.

• Kat Von D is in love, and Jesse James is the lucky man.

• Jennifer Aniston was spotted on a date last night with Harry Morton, founder of the Pink Taco restaurant chain and ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan.

Season three of RHONJ reportedly begins filming tomorrow. This morning on Today, the ladies—sans Danielle—discussed who's returning, and who might be added to the cast. Plus, we've got juicy preview clips from part two of the reunion.

Within the first 10 minutes of last night's reunion, Teresa flew off the couch in a rage, screaming in Danielle's face over the mysterious mention of a "nephew." Was Danielle implying that Juicy Joe has a love child?

• A court hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan can leave rehab two months early, but sources say she's already signed discharge papers and will sneak out today to avoid a media frenzy.

While last night's season finale featured the highly-anticipated face-off between Caroline and Danielle, unfortunately, no table was flipped. Perhaps the episode fizzled because previews for the reunion look mind-blowing. An extended sneak peek—of an irate Teresa—after the jump.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion doesn't air for a week, but—judging by this preview clip—it'll be a doozy. Inside, video of all the screaming, threats of violence, actual violence, and storming out you could possibly handle.

In her Bravo blog, Danielle Staub addresses the news that she's not been asked to return for the third season of RHONJ. She doesn't confirm or deny the "rumors," but she does speak of "other offers" she's considering.

Life & Style is reporting that the "prostitution whore" wasn't asked to return for the third season of RHONJ. Could it have something to do with the fact that she's incredibly unstable? We've compiled a reel to support that theory.

• Jennifer Lopez will not, repeat will not, be a judge on American Idol.

• It seems that Kristin Chenoweth might be getting her very own (musical) show!

While Danielle was singing Kim "G"s praises across North Jersey, Kim "G" was spilling all of Danielle's secrets and fraternizing with the enemy. After the jump, watch Danielle confront Kim "G," and then watch Kim "G" lose her mind.

• Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail after serving 13 full days.