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Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?

• Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?

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Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger

• We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."

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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

• Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."

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Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin

• A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]

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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating

• Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?

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Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"

• More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

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Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done

• Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:

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Harry Potter And The Half-Crazed Fan

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Jen & Courteney On The Rocks; Amy Gets Divorced

• Is Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's friendship in trouble? A source says:

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Rubina Ali Calls Kidman "Strange"; PETA Angry About Jackson Butter Sculpture

• Nine-year-old Rubina Ali has written an autobiography. In Slumgirl Dreaming: Journey to the Stars she says of Nicole Kidman: "I really liked her, but she was very quiet and didn't speak much..."

Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public

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Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant

• Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?

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John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"

• A source claims Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson so abruptly because he found messages on her phone from none other than her ex, John Mayer.

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Jen & Bradley "Just Friends"; Chace & Ed's Bromance Over?

• Chace Crawford has moved out of the NYC apartment he shared with Ed Westwick and into a penthouse way downtown.

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Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]

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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green

• Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]

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Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye

• In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."

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Check Out The Big Brain On Dan

[London, July 8. Image via Flynet]

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World Premiere Of Harry Potter Was, Yes, Magical

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Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed

• Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]