First Black Sororities Tell Members Not to Wear Logos While Protesting
Amid nationwide protests against police brutality and the failed indictments of Officers Darren Wilson and Daniel Pantaleo, the oldest black sororities Alpha Kappa Alpha and Delta Sigma Theta are instructing their members not to wear their Greek letters while marching. The directive is pissing off some members and…
Cut SNL Sketch Imagines Morning Show Bummed Out By Ferguson News
Delivering perky, upbeat news on a local morning show is tough—honestly, who's really that happy at 5 a.m.?—but you know what's really hard? Being perky and upbeat while your city is burning and army tanks are rolling down residential streets as your viewers are bombed with tear gas. SNL spoofed that very moment in a…
George W. Bush Found Garner Decision "Hard to Understand"
Even Former President of the United States, George W. Bush was thrown off by the grand jury's decision not to charge Officer Daniel Pantaleo with the death of Eric Garner, a homicide, saying the decision was "hard to understand." To be fair, Bush could have been talking about literally anything. Terr'rism. Grammar.…
NYPD Tweets Request for Trust, Internet Is Like 'What the Fuck?'
In response to a Staten Island grand jury deciding that a video of Officer Daniel Pantaleo choking Eric Garner to death wasn't enough to pursue criminal charges on Wednesday, the New York Police Department is in damage control mode. Too bad their social media blitz is run by an tone deaf woman with the worst job ever.

