• Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:

• Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:

• Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]

• Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.

• Kirsten Dunst has met a guy! In rehab! The same facility in which Lindsay Lohan met her man! And they don't charge extra for that! [Perez Hilton]
• Kate Moss has life-sized skeletons in her home, arranged horizontally, in the missionary position. Bones that bone? [Mirror]
• Lindsay Lohan: "I'm back on track and figuring out…

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[Yorkville (Yorkville is where?? -Ed.), November 14. Image via INF]