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    Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show

    I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your…

    "Just Tell Me Where I Can Find Chuck Bass"

    Spotted: Serena, Dan, And, Uh, Harvey

    Don't Rain On Serena & Dan's (Art) Parade

    Blake/Serena & Penn/Dan Pucker In The Park

    Spotted: Blake & Penn Acting Like Serena & Dan

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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    This was about as joyless as the Gene Simmons sex tape. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    In the books, characters like Chuck routinely had orgies with Kati and Is, and they didn't' even bother going into detail because it was just so "whatever, this is their lives." Books FTW. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    EleanorRigby was starred EleanorRigby was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    Yeah, the OMGTHREESOME was crap and not at all what I'd been secretly hoping for. But. Anyone can say what they will about the show. I will keep watching it voraciously for Chuck Bass. Seriously, it's not just that he's unbearably hot, really. He has the most devastatingly awesome lines of all the characters. I mean, of all of them, he's the most entertaining. And I like Blair, too, because she's just so ridiculous.

    But yeah. Chuck Bass. Take me to your lounge, pls. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    Actually, the threesome will be shown in flashback clips during the next two episodes.

    and jacob's summaries of the show on Television Without Pity are astounding. the show has some good things going for it despite josh schwartz's inability to keep a coherent plotline for more than three episodes.
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    Edited by bess marvin, girl detective at 11/10/09 1:36 PM bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    11/10/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: I like that Jacob puts so much work into analyzing the show (though his recaps are too long for me to read most of the time), but it bothers me that he rarely criticizes it. He gives just about every episode an A+. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    bess marvin, girl detective promoted this comment JessaFields was starred JessaFields was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    11/10/09

    @JessaFields: actually he does, but not as often as he should. i think the criticisms that most people lob at the show is what he enjoys about it. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/10/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: The TWoP recaps are what got me to give the show a second chance. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    11/10/09

    @cate3710: same here. i wonder if it's jacob grasping straws with his analysis or the writers staff is much more brilliant than we all realize.

    nah, it's all jacob. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    OMFzzzzzzz #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/10/09

    @hortense: COTDrrrrr. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    bananaballs was starred bananaballs was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    At least my Two and a Half Men script prospectus is still looking edgy. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    SPOTTED: Gossip Girl boring me to tears.
    xoxo #gossipgirlthreesome
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/10/09

    @CurtCole: I'm only still watching for:

    1) Chuck (I can't quit him)
    2) I'm excited that Silent Gay wants to take down Shitty Fashion Designer Wannabe Who I Want to Punch in Her Over-Lipglossed Pout. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    11/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Can you believe that SFDWWIWTPIHO-LP was Cindy Lou-Who in "The Grinch", once upon a time? I'm shocked every time I see her now. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment GreyEminence was starred GreyEminence was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/10/09

    @GreyEminence: Now she's The Grinch Who Stole My Time #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Rroseselavy Rroseselavy
    11/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Chuck and his lips could be their own show. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Rroseselavy was starred Rroseselavy was unstarred
    Image of maggiethecat maggiethecat
    11/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My boyfriend asked when they added "the underage coke whore" character to the show. I couldn't figure out if she was wearing granny panties as shorts or a skirt the size of a bandage out in public. More: those gloves (lagerfeld/lohan 2008). More: that weave needs to be taken out, shot, and given a proper burial. These stylists need to be hogtied. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment maggiethecat was starred maggiethecat was unstarred
    Image of mikaelamac mikaelamac
    11/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I can't quit Chuck either... therefore, I'm still watching.
    I LOVE HIM #gossipgirlthreesome
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    CurtCole promoted this comment mikaelamac was starred mikaelamac was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    "If you two want to kiss, it wouldn't be cheating."

    Oh, Chuck Bass you scamp.

    He needs his own show. The Chuck and Blair Bad Time Happy Hour could feature Minion Auditions, watching Chuck get fitted into (and out of) couture, and a threesome between him, James McAvoy & me. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of girlgonemild girlgonemild
    11/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Now that you mention it, I'd really like to see a Chuck and Blair variety hour spin-off in the tradition of the Sonny and Cher Show. Yes, I think I'd like that a lot. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Dictator for Life promoted this comment girlgonemild was starred girlgonemild was unstarred
    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I would pretty much pay to watch that. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Little Time Bomb was starred Little Time Bomb was unstarred
    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/10/09

    @girlgonemild: As long as Blair/Leighton only does covers of songs from Funny Face, I'll watch. If she goes anywhere near her own album, it's over. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Dictator for Life was starred Dictator for Life was unstarred
    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/10/09

    In reply to Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
    I can't be the only one who wants to see Dan, Chuck, and Nate in a threesome. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    colormeroutine promoted this comment FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11/10/09

    @FireflyinJuly: You are not #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    11/10/09

    @FireflyinJuly: I see it...daily...in my head. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09

    @FireflyinJuly: I would very likely watch the show if that happened. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/10/09

    @FireflyinJuly: Why is it the only thing still interesting about this show are the things that aren't happening? #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/10/09

    @FireflyinJuly: I was hoping for a Chuck-related threesome... but not with Dan. Dan bores me to tears and Nate is too girly-pretty to be even slightly attractive. Which leaves no eligible males for Chuck to play with. I was hoping he would wake up entangled with some random men he met on his Lost Weekend. Highly disappointed that three of the most sexless characters of the show ended up in the threesome. #gossipgirlthreesome
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/10/09

    @TurtleSpeak: How bout Chuck's hot uncle? I know it ain't right, but it's ok . . . #gossipgirlthreesome
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    FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/10/09

    @Little Time Bomb: Because we aren't in charge of the plotline! The Parent's Television Council ain't seen nothing, yet! #gossipgirlthreesome
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    FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
    Image of snarkordie snarkordie
    08/28/09

    In reply to I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your…
    Holy hell - Dan actually looks hot!!!
     Reply
    snarkordie was starred snarkordie was unstarred
    Image of laurasaurus laurasaurus
    08/28/09

    In reply to I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your…
    Wait. Is this on Gossip Girl set? Is Hillary Duff going to be on GG?!
     Reply
    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce promoted this comment laurasaurus was starred laurasaurus was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    08/28/09

    @laurasaurus: yes. I am pretty sure the Duff will be a love interest for Dan.
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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of laurasaurus laurasaurus
    09/01/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: Sweet Jesus. I am fast running out of pros for watching this show and instead gaining cons.
     Reply
    laurasaurus was starred laurasaurus was unstarred
    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    08/28/09

    In reply to I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your…
    ... breath mints.
     Reply
    brinkswomanship was starred brinkswomanship was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/28/09

    In reply to I Just Want Your Extra Time And Your…
    "... nose. Now."
     Reply
    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/04/09

    In reply to "Just Tell Me Where I Can Find Chuck Bass"
    Well duh, he's in my pants.
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    03/24/09

    In reply to Spotted: Serena, Dan, And, Uh, Harvey
    Now that's some three-way action I'd pay to see! Make it happen, HUSTLER!
     Reply
    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was starred Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was unstarred
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