Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook Might Be Hooking Up and I Feel Like My Brain's on Fire

In the past few days, some of the smaller, less reputable celebrity gossip sites have reported that Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook—in a coupling straight out of the fiery pits of hell—have been “hooking up.” Well, bad news for people who don’t like furiously scowling at their computers—it looks like the rumors (if some of… »9/17/15 8:00pm9/17/15 8:00pm


Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart »7/28/12 11:30am7/28/12 11:30am

Horrible Things Dane Cook Said on Stage Last Night

Fratastic "comedian" Dane Cook showed up at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night to perform a most unexpected set. What a potentially unpleasant surprise! Famous comics — a label that really pains one to use in regards to Cook, but he was in some crappy movies — are known to drop in at clubs at random, usually… »1/19/12 4:45pm1/19/12 4:45pm

Plenty Of Tits & Assholes At The Maxim Hot 100 Party

We're not the typical demo for the Maxim Hot 100 list, because if we had penises we'd be men enough to buy a magazine with actual nudity to jerk off to. But since there must be clothing, and we must be ladies, we must judge what everyone is wearing. What lies ahead is not good, and we're not going to pretend it is. »5/12/11 10:50am5/12/11 10:50am