Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on children's'… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart has… » 7/28/12 11:30am 7/28/12 11:30am

Horrible Things Dane Cook Said on Stage Last Night

Fratastic "comedian" Dane Cook showed up at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night to perform a most unexpected set. What a potentially unpleasant surprise! Famous comics — a label that really pains one to use in regards to Cook, but he was in some crappy movies — are known to drop in at clubs at random, usually… » 1/19/12 4:45pm 1/19/12 4:45pm

Plenty Of Tits & Assholes At The Maxim Hot 100 Party

We're not the typical demo for the Maxim Hot 100 list, because if we had penises we'd be men enough to buy a magazine with actual nudity to jerk off to. But since there must be clothing, and we must be ladies, we must judge what everyone is wearing. What lies ahead is not good, and we're not going to pretend it is. » 5/12/11 10:50am 5/12/11 10:50am

Did John Mayer Pull A John Mayer And Dump Jennifer Aniston?

  • Did John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston break up? Sources say she's been dumped. Gah! An unnamed, possibly non-trustworthy, totally random source says: "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids …
» 8/13/08 9:00am 8/13/08 9:00am

Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On

  • Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler: Three dates in ten days. Touchy-feely everywhere. It's like, so on. Yeah, this is the kind of news that makes us ache inside. You, too? [Mirror]
  • Neither Beyoncé nor Jay-Z have confirmed that they were married. But on stage in North Carolina on Saturday, Mary J. Blige (who is on tour…
» 4/07/08 9:00am 4/07/08 9:00am

Jessica Simpson Needs Cranberry Juice, Stat

  • Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for a minor kidney infection. Did she pick up something in Kuwait? Ow, ow, ow. [TMZ]
  • Oh, she's already out of the hospital. And "doing fine." [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse is moving — for the third time in four months — because her new flat has "demons." [The Sun]
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