• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#dancingwiththestars

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 1:29 PM
Tue Dec 15
69 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
| Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
| Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
| Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
| Twitter
Sadie Stein
| Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
| Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
| Twitter

Contributors:
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Latoya Peterson
Email
Jenna Sauers

Lizzie Skurnick

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
| Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #dancingwiththestars more →

    Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack

    Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani

    This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

    Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick

    Tom Cat

    Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend

    Jen & Gerard Do Dinner; Tila Shows Her Bruises

    Heidi Klum Is Out. (Of Her Clothes. On Your Coffee Table.)

    Joanna Krupa Is Manic, Endearing

    Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Viva-La-Diva Viva-La-Diva
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack

    Ha, ha Strong Bad
     Reply
    ClockOnTheStove promoted this comment Edited by Viva-La-Diva at 11/23/09 7:50 PM Viva-La-Diva was starred Viva-La-Diva was unstarred
    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    11/23/09

    @Viva-La-Diva: ZOMG! They'll be allup ons.
     Reply
    ClockOnTheStove was starred ClockOnTheStove was unstarred
    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
     
     Reply
    Irin promoted this comment Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of JLady JLady
    11/23/09

    @Casquivana: That is hilarious!
     Reply
    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
    Thank you, ABC, for NOT showing us Tom DeLay's "beautiful" body. Showing us Tom DeLay in brown polyester was enough of a mindfuck.
     Reply
    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
    The tanning is less disturbing than the fact that TOM DELAY IS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS WTF.
     Reply
    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of winner winner
    10/16/09

    In reply to Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
    Juicy Couture passed up a perfect opportunity in not getting to the Kardashians before Bebe. #kimkardashianclothingline
     Reply
    Katxyz promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    10/16/09

    @winner:

    I think their style is much closer to that of Bebe, actually. I couldn't think of a better match...but I don't anyone is going to be stretching their creative muscles. #kimkardashianclothingline
     Reply
    Katxyz was starred Katxyz was unstarred
    Image of winner winner
    10/16/09

    @Katxyz: I agree. I was just talking about their butts. :) #kimkardashianclothingline
     Reply
    winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    10/16/09

    @winner:

    Haha. Oh, Bebe is a big fan of rhinestones on the boobs and butt for advertising as well. #kimkardashianclothingline
     Reply
    Katxyz was starred Katxyz was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/16/09

    In reply to Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
    Kim's breasts look like they're wearing a batman costume. #kimkardashianclothingline
     Reply
    Jenna promoted this comment femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    10/16/09

    In reply to Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
    I'm rather surprised Pam Anderson is doing a swimsuit line (especially since Baywatch went off the air like 40 years ago), and not a line of itsy bitsy teeny weeny white shorts and see-through white tops, which is her calling card. She could call it B*Muse.
     Reply
    Edited by I, Zombie Normal at 10/16/09 11:50 AM I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/16/09

    In reply to Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
    I work a couple of doors down from a Bebe store. Every time I pass by, I think, "I can picture the Kardashian sisters wearing all of this." So, this makes perfect sense to me. Good luck to them. #kimkardashianclothingline
     Reply
    Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    Didn't Kourtney Kardashian discover she was pregnant a couple weeks ago? Where did that 3rd trimester wonder come from? Did it just show up one week, in full glory rather than gradually growing?
     Reply
    Bunsen Honeydew was starred Bunsen Honeydew was unstarred
    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/01/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Kardashians spring from a single seed ingested during the month of August. During the next twenty-four days of this magical cycle a smaller, identical replica of the host develops inside its womb. At the end of the twenty-fifth day, which marks the end of the gestation period, this mirror version of the host climbs out through the mouth of its birth parent and takes its place in tabloid society. Nature is mysterious.
     Reply
    ampersandparade was starred ampersandparade was unstarred
    Image of MijaMia MijaMia
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    So the brilliant investigators at TMZ are saying the wedding was scripted and have audio to prove it. I say, if E! producers were involved you would think they could have an emergency seamstress on hand to let Kim's dress out a bit! She's a gorgeous woman, but that is not a flattering look.

    Oh, and regarding Suri's heels- I rocked that look at her age too! It's called playing dress up, and all the naysayers need to chill out. She seems pretty well adjusted for a toddler that's been in that many tabloids. Her choice of footwear should be the least of everyone's concerns!
     Reply
    hfree promoted this comment MijaMia was starred MijaMia was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    09/30/09

    @MijaMia: Aren't all weddings more or less scripted? I mean, at least for episcopalians, the wedding ceremony is literally a script in the Book of Common Prayer.
     Reply
    hfree was starred hfree was unstarred
    Image of MijaMia MijaMia
    09/30/09

    @hfree: True. Although I would like to think that the Good Book doesn't include a detailed explanation of when during the festivities you should tell your stepfather that he's "like a real dad." Maybe Ryan Seacrest, the show's producer, pulled a King James?
     Reply
    MijaMia was starred MijaMia was unstarred
    Image of KATE! KATE!
    10/01/09

    @MijaMia: suri is not playing dress up though. shes walking down the street. and a three year old doesnt really have the reasoning capacity to make informed decisions. katie very clearly dresses her and the naysayers (myself included) probably think that 3 is a little young for a child to start wearing shoes that are known to cause foot problems on a regular basis.
     Reply
    KATE! was starred KATE! was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    Oh boy that Kardashian wedding photo: On my left, my sister with the trademark sticking out butt pose; on my right, my other sister unmarried and pregnant with some sketchy dude's child. And Khloe in the middle, marrying someone she's only dated a couple weeks! Britney and Kevin seem downright classy in comparison.
     Reply
    hamburgerhotdog was starred hamburgerhotdog was unstarred
    Image of classicfantastic classicfantastic
    09/30/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: In comparison, the Kardashians seem merely....klassy.
     Reply
    hamburgerhotdog promoted this comment classicfantastic was starred classicfantastic was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    09/30/09

    @classicfantastic: And those satin dresses. YIKES. Even if they had enough time to tailor them, why you doing that to two curvy ladies?
     Reply
    hamburgerhotdog was starred hamburgerhotdog was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    I always look for an asterisk in those "I lost X pounds in 3 days!" claims. The asterisk, of course, would be for having a baby.
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    Well, they have to do something to make Suri's chubby legs look slender and defined.
     Reply
    katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    09/30/09

    @katekate is squared: "They're just heels, honey. They can only support so much weight." - Lucille 1
     Reply
    gold_gato was starred gold_gato was unstarred
    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    I am much more disturbed by babies in heels than I am babies in bikinis.
     Reply
    Ultraprison! promoted this comment PamBeesley was starred PamBeesley was unstarred
    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    09/30/09

    @PamBeesley: Yeah. Bikinis on little kids are cute, and makes it easier for them to use the bathroom (older sister of 3 here). Also, they won't RUIN YOUR JOINTS like heels will.
     Reply
    Ultraprison! was starred Ultraprison! was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    09/30/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
    How come when Shiloh buys snacks and makes faces it's cute, but when I do it people avert their eyes and pretend I'm not in my slippers behind them in line at the 7-11?
     Reply
    jigglyball promoted this comment BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.