Meet the Cast of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the Worst City in Texas

Dallas, Texas, a city-sized airport whose cultural significance tends to spike only after white men are shot in it, is about to become notable for the first time since Kristen tried to kill J.R. Ewing, thanks to a new installment Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. The Real Housewives of Dallas will take place on and…