• Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.

Not one but two new "Snow White" movies are in the works, with all kinds of weird casting being batted around. Who would you choose?

• When reporters mentioned Swift at a recent press conference, costar Anne Hathaway came to J-Gyll's defense, joking, "I've been Jake's onscreen love interest for years...You keep the conversation to me and only me, otherwise I'm going to get nasty!" [People]

Carey Mulligan, Dakota Fanning, Rosario Dawson, Olivia Wilde and Betty White were all at the BAFTA Los Angeles 2010 Britannia Awards. And man, were people looking good. Okay, some of them.

Here are 29 covers from the hallowed, heavy September fashion issues (click to soak it all in). So how do Vogue, Elle, and the smaller titles stack up? Let's put September to a full statistical analysis.

• Radar has released another section of the Mel Gibson tape in which Oksana Grigorieva asks him why he hit her in the face while she was holding their baby. He replies, "You fucking deserved it."

With new photoshoots for Marie Claire and Flare, Dakota Fanning is definitely not a little girl anymore — and we know this because it says so on Marie Claire's cover.

[Los Angeles, July 1. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Brace yourselves, Twi-hards: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' premiered last night at L.A.Live's Nokia Theater, and it was epic. All the KStew and RPatz your hearts crave, plus some of the worst clothes you've ever seen...it just doesn't get any better!

[North Hollywood, June 21. Image via Juan Sharma/Pacific Coast News]

• Last night, Scarlett Johansson won a Tony award for her performance in A View From The Bridge on Broadway. She wasn't the only film star awarded at the ceremony:

Yes, all the stars of stage, screen and runway were at Lincoln Center's 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards. Yes, it's one of the biggest fashion events of the year. So why was this year's such a snoozefest?

The median age of the Vanity Fair reader is 40; the mag's fans are well-educated. So between the media frenzy and the TwiMom phenomenon, the chance that someone reading VF has heard of Twilight is pretty high. It's weird though:

• Is Scarlett Johansson ditching the Hollywood life for something earthier?

• Naomi Campbell allegedly insisted that model/Sean Penn date-r Jessica White not be admitted to her 40th birthday party. [P6]
• Cash-strapped Annie Leibovitz is shooting for Jones New York with Jessica Stam, Hillary Rhoda, and 20-odd other models today. Allegedly. [WWD]

The trailer for the latest Twilight movie, Eclipse, has arrived. This is the third film in the soapy vampire romance series, and if you're a little bit lost, plot-wise, this frame-by-frame analysis should help! (Actual trailer at the end.)

• Lindsay Lohan had a deposition scheduled today for her lawsuit over allegedly hijacking an SUV with three men and a bag of cocaine inside. Linds showed up an hour and a half late, then left without exiting her car.

• Teri Hatcher is launching a website for women called Get Hatched, a "chick's guide to life."

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where Margaret and I sink our teeth into gossip from In Touch, Star, Us, Ok! and Life & Style. This week, another tattooed bikini-clad lady hooked up with Jesse James; Johnny Depp rebuffs Angelina's advances.

• The police were called to the home of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James yesterday: