Oprah is not necessarily quititng TV altogether. The rumour is actually that she is quitting her SYNDICATED show in 2011, but that she will be doing another show on her Oprah cable network (or whatever it is) when her syndication show stops.
So, really, doesn't strike me as such huge news. Not like she is leaving tv for good.
@napalmnacey is an angry feminist: Aww, I know! Just yesterday she was a cutely precocious kidlet reading Green Eggs and Ham with Sean Penn. Tomorrow she'll be flogging her own fake-tan products and writing drunken Twitter poetry. How time does fly.
@A Small Turnip: When I was her age, I was making animated .gifs for this newfangled thing called the internet and feeling incredibly proud I could build a website in pure HTML.
The Rihanna line makes me want to cry. I can't imagine what it's like to have to battle through the roller-coaster of emotions that follow an abusive relationship while in the public eye.
October 2011 - Ms Winfrey surprises world with marriage to well-known CNN medical consultant, becoming Oprah Chopra.
March 2012 - The former Ms Winfrey purchases city in Florida, now known as Oprah-locka.
July 2012 - Doing her part to stimulate a still-feeble economy, purchases state of union from U S Government. Thus, Oprahoma was born.
October, 2012 - Drawn into seclusion after the demise of her marriage, purchases and boards up Chicago theater where her show taped. Moves in, becomes known as Phantom of the Oprah.
BMI, which enforces music royalties, claims an Idaho bar has been playing songs by artists including John Fogerty and Taylor Swift without permission. [TMZ]
Did anyone else read this and think, "Dammit, what will the Body Mass Index control next! Ohhhh..."
It seemed to me that Courtenay Semel was actually directly contradicting claims that she and Lindsay were romantically involved--
"Semel...tells Curve she and Lohan's relationship ended after reports emerged claiming the pair were dating–something she suspects was planted in the media by people with ill intentions."
"And as for reports that quoted Semel saying she was Lohan's 'first lesbian lover and Samatha Ronson stole her away from me,' Semel, the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, says, 'None of that was actually true.'"
So this is how lame I am. When I read the Lost premiere date, I literally put down my Hot Pocket (Hurley would be proud) and started to write a countdown in my agenda. I realized after a minute that I was accidentally counting up instead of down, but then I figured that probably made sense in the context of the show.
So I have about a year and some change to develop a rare body-deforming disease/marry a rich famous person ala Mrs. Seinfeld and ex-Mrs. Rock/become famous myself but not in a Hilton-y way/become a home-decorator-chef-professional organizer-landscaper from Australia/create my own weird self-affirmation religion to get on Oprah.
Wish me luck, guys. I got some plannin' to do!
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So, really, doesn't strike me as such huge news. Not like she is leaving tv for good.
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Kids these days! Pshah! Twitter!
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March 2012 - The former Ms Winfrey purchases city in Florida, now known as Oprah-locka.
July 2012 - Doing her part to stimulate a still-feeble economy, purchases state of union from U S Government. Thus, Oprahoma was born.
October, 2012 - Drawn into seclusion after the demise of her marriage, purchases and boards up Chicago theater where her show taped. Moves in, becomes known as Phantom of the Oprah.
December 2012 - World ends.
11/19/09
Did anyone else read this and think, "Dammit, what will the Body Mass Index control next! Ohhhh..."
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"Semel...tells Curve she and Lohan's relationship ended after reports emerged claiming the pair were dating–something she suspects was planted in the media by people with ill intentions."
"And as for reports that quoted Semel saying she was Lohan's 'first lesbian lover and Samatha Ronson stole her away from me,' Semel, the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, says, 'None of that was actually true.'"
11/19/09
That's awesome.
11/19/09
Please stop twittering(?)/saying things that make me kind of like you.
Thanks,love, rd2uk
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Wish me luck, guys. I got some plannin' to do!
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