#1 looks like my eighth-grade Home Ec project. I used to make most of my own clothes, and yep--that's what they looked like. Do they still teach Home Ec nowadays?
On another note, who doesn't want a cute little puppy in their pants?
1. One day Kermit hopped on a pretty lady's head. Understandable - she wore pink and he thought she was Miss Piggy.
2. But then her friends started showing up - like Lady Who Wore Her Old Limited Silk Shirt On Her Head
3. Wheat Lady didn't give any to Kermit. Sad face.
4. Then Wicked Biker girl showed up! You know she's wicked by the snarl and the ciggie. Rut roh. Kermie knew, finally, that he was not going to be able to hump Piggy any time soon.
5. He hopped to another pink lady, but it was a Geldof in a diaper. He's not into those kinds of froggy sex games.
6. A crazy newspaper reporter asked for comment.
7. Kermie declined, opting instead to tell his story to the fingerpaint artist who happened by. Her dress actually says "Get me the F outta here."
8. "Stick em up! I'm the Diaper Bandit, here to make you soil yourself!"
9. "This is my sidekick, Tired Pleather Girl"
10. It's Cute Puppy, here to save Kermit!
11. Cute Puppy says "I can't help you. Srsly, Kermit, did we drink a bottle of 'drink me' potion? I've been in this bitch's pants for an hour."
12. At least our heroes are not in anyone's pants, anymore.
@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We need to get that old audio "BOOP!" that they had in slideshows in school to indicate it was time to move to the next slide between each bit of the fabulous story there. Then all in the world would be well.
I'm seeing more "Dorothy kills the Scarecrow and then takes Toto on the run from the law, disguising herself in increasingly strange outfits and hairstyles, occasionally wearing pieces of the dead scarecrow as some kind of disturbing trophy."
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Edited by Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! at 09/21/09 4:48 PM
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Mischa Barton looks very fresh faced without her usual 'smokey eyes' makeup. But I cannot help but wonder: is this where you want to go to when you've just been released from a lockdown in a psych ward?
Horrible dress aside, Mischa looks beautiful. I really like her haircolor, and I also really like that she did not cover her entire upper face with eyeliner. Sigh. I don't care what she wears, really. She has one of those faces that you'd gladly trade a limb for. At least I would.
Also? Who is Adam Green? And is it wrong for me ask why is he not in my pants?
@Diziet_Sma: I'm not disparaging her
appearance at all. I am seriously wondering
if going to parties like this is a good
environment for her right now.
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FINALLY, someone understands me!
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On another note, who doesn't want a cute little puppy in their pants?
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2. But then her friends started showing up - like Lady Who Wore Her Old Limited Silk Shirt On Her Head
3. Wheat Lady didn't give any to Kermit. Sad face.
4. Then Wicked Biker girl showed up! You know she's wicked by the snarl and the ciggie. Rut roh. Kermie knew, finally, that he was not going to be able to hump Piggy any time soon.
5. He hopped to another pink lady, but it was a Geldof in a diaper. He's not into those kinds of froggy sex games.
6. A crazy newspaper reporter asked for comment.
7. Kermie declined, opting instead to tell his story to the fingerpaint artist who happened by. Her dress actually says "Get me the F outta here."
8. "Stick em up! I'm the Diaper Bandit, here to make you soil yourself!"
9. "This is my sidekick, Tired Pleather Girl"
10. It's Cute Puppy, here to save Kermit!
11. Cute Puppy says "I can't help you. Srsly, Kermit, did we drink a bottle of 'drink me' potion? I've been in this bitch's pants for an hour."
12. At least our heroes are not in anyone's pants, anymore.
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not feeling the cig however...
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Also? Who is Adam Green? And is it wrong for me ask why is he not in my pants?
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appearance at all. I am seriously wondering
if going to parties like this is a good
environment for her right now.
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days ago? Maybe she should be staying
home for a little while.