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    Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.

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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    The best part of these is that when you poke into the yoke, a mouse jumps out. Until PETA gets on their case. Then a naked actress will jump out.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    02/04/09

    @SultanaEleusis: Awesome!
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    Image of MolefaceMenace MolefaceMenace
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    I wish we had this kind of over-processed, chemically charged novelty food in Australia. Americans' have the best novelty food. I always wanted a twinkie (whatever that is) and a moon pie. They always sounded like so much fun when i was a kid growing up watching American TV programs and movies.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    02/04/09

    @MolefaceMenace: You had commercials for products not sold in Australia? Twinkies( [www.kitchenproject.com] ) once brought me immense joy, but I don't think I could devour them with the same unbridled relish, having acquired some knowledge of nutrition and a widening waistline since adulthood.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    02/04/09

    @MolefaceMenace:


    But you guys get Foster's in your school lunches, right?


    It may even out.

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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    02/04/09

    @HanaMaru: No not commercials, but the products are featured in American programs and movies.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    02/04/09

    @Smitros: HA! I was like, what the hell is a Fosters? Some kind of snack....oh, they mean beer.


    I don't actually know anyone that drinks it. I think people in the UK dig it more than we do. UK Jezzies back me up?

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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    Mom, I like my Mickey Head Eggs scrambled. Scramble his head, mom...
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    Now, I want a mold so I can make Mickey Mouse in a Hole, my favorite application of the egg. And I refuse to pay extra for Disney themed eggs. My future children will also suffer this trauma of normal eggs.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    What are the chances that Disney has followed up its fun by making sure that those eggs are not from a factory farm that pollutes waterways and cages chickens with their beaks cut off?


    Just askin'.

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    Um, I have a tattoo of a prancing Donald Duck. And I love eggs...
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    Also, dudes, the most godly shape for an egg is obvious: eggy in a basket.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/04/09

    @tscheese: Is that decreed from the Republicans? Because I'm not taking any godly advice from a heathen Feminazi Bonerkiller, no siree bob.
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    Image of MangoKitten MangoKitten
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    slw nws dy
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    02/04/09

    @MangoKitten: This is NOT Consumerist, dear. Take your "slow news day" brilliance elsewhere.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    Sadie? The following is the best thing I've read in about a week: "experiments with whimsical egg-shapery."


    I heart you a very great deal right now.

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    02/04/09

    @ellaesther: I love that phrase. And it's totally true about the egg seeping out under the mold. That happened with the fancy heart-shaped molds I bought. Apparently none of my pans have perfectly flat bottoms.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    Also, since I seem to be good at associating cute beloved characters with weird and potentially gross food, I heard that Ariel is selling lutefisk.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    02/04/09

    @tscheese: BWAhahahahaha!!!! You are a genius -- an EVIL genius!
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/04/09

    @tscheese: The E! Hollywood True Story: What Really Happpened to Nemo
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    This can't be all that its cracked up to be.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/04/09

    @Trashtastic: Yes, the appeal is surely eggsaggerated.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    02/04/09

    @Trashtastic: After a pun like that, you'd better duck.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/04/09

    @Trashtastic: I'm not about to shell out money for these eggs!
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    (In slightly more awesome news, the mini-Zinhas have seen said branded Disney food, and said to me, unbidden:


    "Mom, what the heck do Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck have to do with fruit? That's so stupid."


    "Nothing, kid. It's just marketing to get people to buy the product."


    "Well, those people aren't very smart, are they?"


    Ohh, their smug self-righteous little smirks make me so proud.)

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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    02/04/09

    @Cafezinha: You get the Parent of the Day award.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    02/04/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Hey, hey! My kid said a similar thing about HSM3 tie-ins with yogurt! But, then, it was after I had already said that I'd buy it for her, so, yes. Cafezinha wins.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    If Disney stamps my eggs, will I give birth to anatomically-impossible Princesses or anthropomorphised talking animals?
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    I just had to check if it was April First. :(
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    02/04/09

    In reply to Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
    If my future kid ever refuses to eat something unless its shaped like something, and forming whatever food item into whatever shape requires buying a special piece of equipment, I think I'd just laugh in his little face and tell him he's shit out of luck. Because I am a horrid bitch. When I was little, if I didn't like something, I didn't eat it and that was that. The only shapes I got was when my mum used a heart-shaped cookie cutter for my sandwiches as a nice surprise in my lunch. Best believe she did not have time to be using cartoon-emblazoned shit to coerce me into eating something I didn't want.
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