A Dairy Queen in Zion, Illinois has been closed after its owner used a racial slur while quarreling with a customer.
If that’s not a quintessentially American headline, I don’t know what is.
This is Chuck Grassley, a Republican United States Senator from Iowa. (Everyone say "Hi Chuck!") On Monday, he turned the Internet from a temporary repository for people to freak out about teenagers who work in retail to a den of speculation and—dare I say—wonder.
While Dairy Queen might not give a shit about your arteries, it's nice to know that they're making sure their employees don't turn into total heifers.