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The future of America is officially fucked: Today sees the debut of DailyCandy Kids, through which an entire new generation of impressionable young females will learn to fetishize cupcakes, fruity-flavored cocktails, overpriced stilettos and $60 manicures. [MediaBistro]
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Alas Poor Cupcake, We Knew Thee Well
The day we never thought would arrive is here: DailyCandy has pronounced the death of the cupcake. Yes, after years of keeping it real (ca. 2000) and validating every Sex And The City obsessed Carrie Bradshaw-clone with talk of icing, sprinkles and the perfect moist little morsels, even they seem to think the baked good is out now. By this logic (since DailyCandy, is like the online version of the NY Times "Sunday Styles" section with regards to "trends", if DailyCandy says cupcakes are out, that might actually mean that they're in. Ugh. Now our heads hurt. And, uh, we kind want sugar. Anyway, how cupcakes are out (and yogurt is in!) after the jump. More »
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DailyCandy Says No To Lexapro, Yes To Lather
We were beginning to worry about the editors of DailyCandy. There were mentions of bacterial infections. Black Croc spats. Had they abandoned their Cosmopolitan-swilling ways, we wondered? But today's editions of the cloying, consumption-promoting newsletter illustrate that the girls may have their mojo back: There's shampoo laced with antidepressants! Chaufferred shopping trips! Psychics! Oh, and skinny jeans! (Ugh, aren't skinny jeans over? If not, could someone please make that happe already?). Today's Cavity, after the jump. More »
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DailyCandy Wants You Fat
Like an anorexic best friend, DailyCandy gets no greater satisfaction than the sight of you stuffing your face. Mmmmm doesn't that fattening, carbohydrate-laden food look tasty? Mmmmmm don't you want some? But you're so skinny! You're probably skinnier than me! More »
DailyCandy Wants Us To All Be Fairy Princesses
Today in DailyCavity: Why DailyCandy editors think we should get a cute new ass, feel up a coffee mug, spend $1000 on the accessory-equivalent of a fortune cookie and indulge our inner 5-year-olds, after the jump.
Today in DailyCavity: Why DailyCandy editors think we should get a cute new ass, feel up a coffee mug, spend $1000 on the accessory-equivalent of a fortune cookie and indulge our inner 5-year-olds, after the jump.
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'DailyCandy' Thinks Head Trauma Is Hilarious
DailyCandy editors are putting their sadistic sides on display today. Apparently, there's nothing funnier than faking a crime scene [Actually, that is kind of funny. -Ed.] pinning a man down and shaving him, or watching a pet get tortured. Don't believe us? Judge for yourselves after the jump. More »
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DailyCandy Forgot What It Wants To Tell You
It's exhausting worrying about our friends over at DailyCandy. When we're not freaking out about whether they're secretly talking trash about us behind our backs or trying to lure our dads out of the closet... well, we actually do worry about their own emotional well-being, seeing that they're locked up in some office somewhere surrounded by cupcakes and peonies and Sex And The City DVDs. And based on today's tips, we're not entirely convinced that everything is working that well at DailyCandy HQ. Why we suspect DailyCandy might have pulled a Paris (before she got sprung, that is), after the jump. More »
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