Advice Manual by 'Princeton Mom' Even More Noxious Than Expected

"Princeton Mom" Susan Patton, a class-five Internet troll who sprang from the depths of a Mens' Rights forum when, one night under a full moon, Phyllis Schlafly and Ann Coulter sacrificed a kitten over a copy of The Feminine Mystique, has a book coming out! The Daily Princetonian got a peek and found it LOL WTF RUFK. » 3/03/14 7:20pm 3/03/14 7:20pm

Princeton Mom/Troll Who Told Girls to Snag Husbands Gets Book Deal

The Princeton University alumna and all-knowing sage who warned female students to trap a husband before senior year or face certain doom landed a book deal, in which she will share "uncomfortable truths" about "having it all" (impossible, unless your husband went to Princeton). » 7/10/13 10:25am 7/10/13 10:25am

Princeton Mom: Feminists Are Bullies, Women in Their 30s Man Repellent

Susan A. Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, a.k.a. young college-educated women's newest well-intentioned agony aunt (as in, we're in agony whenever she opens her mouth), continues to ride the crest of the wave made by her "find a man before you SHRIVEL UPPPP AHHH I CAN SEE YOU SHRIVELING" manifesto in the Daily… » 4/20/13 4:00pm 4/20/13 4:00pm

Princeton Alum Tells Female Students They're Doomed Unless They Find a…

The Daily Princetonian published a letter to the editor today from alumna Susan A. Patton, who wants "the daughters [she] never had" to know that they're screwed for life if they don't snag a Princeton prince by first semester freshman year. » 3/29/13 1:20pm 3/29/13 1:20pm