The Hot Newsanchor, A Cultural Institution?

Last month, Mattel launched "Newsanchor Barbie," a 12" career woman in a skin-tight pink-and-black jacket, a ruffled miniskirt, and platforms. Insulting — or too accurate?
Breaking: You Can't Guess How Many People A Woman Has Slept With By Looking At Her.
"One's a virgin, another has slept with 50 men... can you guess how many lovers these women have had? You may be surprised..." Why yes, this is the Daily Mail! And no, actually you won't be.
How Manscaping Cost England The World Cup
The Daily Fail knows why England's World Cup hopes were crushed yesterday when it lost 4-1 to Germany: forward Wayne Rooney waxed his chest before the game.
Newspaper Claims Abortion Triples Breast Cancer Risk
The claim that abortion causes breast cancer is simply won't die, despite much evidence to the contrary. This week's culprit (of course) is the Daily Mail.
Russian Gyno Rants Against Weak And Smelly Women In Labor
The Daily Mail isn't exactly known for its progressive view of women. Then again, neither are Russian men. What happens when you bring the two together? Disaster. Pure and simple.
Women Wear Makeup To The Gym And Dress Like It's A Fashion Show, Says Study
According to a UK study inexplicably commissioned by a "female car insurance company," women are more likely to enjoy exercise if they bring along a friend. Obvious, right? But then it gets weird.
What To Wear When You Want To Repel Men
Today, Liz Jones tackles the clothes "women think are fashionable but men hate." Uggs. Jumpsuits. Harem pants. Oversized sunglasses. Leggings!
Myth Busters
Ladies, do you fake it? Maybe you should, argues the Daily Fail. Thankfully, they've also found a dude with some common sense: "Perhaps you're afraid you'll damage his ego. Well, it sounds like his ego needs damaging." [Daily Mail]
Daily Mail Writer Claims He's Earned His Male Privilege After Dealing With "Powerful" Teenage Girls
Ladies, did you know that you had "power" as a teenage girl? And that this "power" you had as a 14-year-old is the reason why men make more money than you do? It's true, according to the Daily Fail Mail!
The Old "If I Have Caused Oversensitive People To Freak Out" Apology!
Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has issued an apology for her furor-causing exercise-in-sensitivity, saying "I would like to say sorry if I have caused distress by the insensitive timing of the column, published so close to the funeral." [DailyExpress]
Daily Mail, If Possible, Sinks To New Low
Ew ew ew. Even by Daily Mail standards, using a pop star's death as a means of trashing gay marriage is really low:
Must Increase Your Bust? Try Hypnosis
A hypnotist from Britain is claiming that, with his program, women can enlarge their breasts through the amazing power of the mind! David Knight swears his CDs work, but this has got to be a joke, right? Right? [Daily Mail]
Daily Mail Makes Up Childless Woman's Story
Turns out the Daily Mail made up large chunks of Laura Scott's article on her childlessness, including the statement, "not having kids is the best thing I've ever done," and a story about a friend who doesn't even exist. [ChildlessByChoiceProject]
Daily Fail: Pants Don't Fit? Surgery Is An Option
The madness continues: Apparently, having pants that don't fit properly is the new "modern dilemma," which many women solve by undergoing £5,000 "Muffin Top Chop" surgery. [DailyMail]
Life's Work
Professor Christian Kay has spent 42 years compiling the world's most comprehensive thesaurus. (Which of course means the Daily Mail refers to her as a "lingo-loving spinster.") Says she, "Scots are quite good at dictionaries." [Daily Mail]
Brave Reporter Takes On The Sacred Cow Of 1950s Suburbia
Because Betty Draper makes it look so idyllic (?), a Daily Mail writer takes on the brave task of living as a Mad Men wife for a week.
Parents Don't Want 3-Year-Old To Be Lolita; It's Ok For Her Older Sisters, Though
In a Daily Mail point-counterpoint, a couple argues whether their three-year-old should be allowed to wear makeup.
