Daily Cavity

A reader sent us an email, pointing out that the London edition of Daily Candy is suggesting » 11/10/08 9:40am 11/10/08 9:40am that Brits may want a . Will you feel like a tool if you pay £3,000 for this package? Or will you just feel shafted? (Click to enlarge.) []

Daily Cavity

Is this an ad for the Department of Health and Human Services » 9/03/08 3:40pm 9/03/08 3:40pm? Perhaps the ? No, it's our old friend Daily Candy, which now has a "kids" version of its Dallas edition. Surely Daily Candy will have many great products to help us to rear our broods in the coming recession — like a ! We are poking holes in all our…

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Has the economy got you down? Thank God for editors of Daily Candy Dallas, who are always looking out for those passionately pinching pennies. Just look at these throw pillows » 8/27/08 12:40pm 8/27/08 12:40pm from : The jute-fiber, down-filled, Texan made "collections," are totally "affordable," starting at the low price of $135 for an 18 inch square…

Welcome To DailyCandyland, Comcast!

Dear Brian Roberts: Now that your company, Comcast, has bought online advertorial behemoth Daily Candy » 8/06/08 1:30pm 8/06/08 1:30pm for a staggering $125 million, you may be wondering what your big bucks will get you. After the jump, allow us to help with a little tour of today's Daily Candy's offerings. Since the ideal Daily Candy reader is…

Daily Cavity

Are you ugly? Well, Daily Candy thinks so, and they have the perfect thing for your disgusting mug. Introducing the Ugly Bag, a $2 paper bag with no eye holes that you wear over you face to mask your ugliness. Surely it will soon become the favorite gag gift of all of your passive-aggressive frenemies (like Daily… » 7/22/08 2:20pm 7/22/08 2:20pm

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With gray slush still sticking to the sidewalks, the editors at Daily Candy: Boston are here to solve your cold-weather shoe needs! "Last week's near-death experience involving your narrow heels, a misplaced pile of snow, and a Weimaraner had you giving up on the outdoors (and the dear old dog) altogether," they… » 3/03/08 1:45pm 3/03/08 1:45pm

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The cultivated tastemakers at Daily Candy Seattle have seen it all: "When your line of work involves everything from back-door bleaching to turd removal, it takes something rather shocking to move you" begins their post on wood bowls. Wait, what? These aren't just any wood bowls, mind you, they are gallery-featured… » 2/27/08 10:45am 2/27/08 10:45am

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Do you want to keep your vagina covered but hate the idea of wearing actual underwear? Do you wear thongs but wish you had something more uncomfortable to wear? Daily Candy has the perfect underwear for you! Declaring "hoo-has" out, DC found strapless g-string "underwear" from Shibue Couture, a company which, judging… » 2/22/08 1:50pm 2/22/08 1:50pm

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File this under outrageous: According to today's DailyCandy, even our assholes could stand to look a little younger and cuter! Explain the editors: "Van Morrison wrote the song 'Brown Eyed Girl' as an endearing ode to a former love. And while some will always argue that brown eyes are classic... it has come to our… » 2/05/08 11:45am 2/05/08 11:45am

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A high-end spa in West Hollywood, is touting its Charme "skin renewal" treatment, and — no surprise here — the DC gals are already buzzing about it! Charme entails using a machine to spray water on your face. Yes: Spray. Water. On. Face. Of course the water is "low-pH, freshly ionized" (read: expensive), and,… » 1/14/08 2:30pm 1/14/08 2:30pm

Revisiting Our Adolecence With The Girls We Hated In Junior High

The editors at Daily Candy seem to be feeling a bit nostalgic for the time when their superiority over others was represented by the location of their lunch tables: today, the editors of four editions (New York, Washington D.C., Philadelphia, and Seattle) decide to revisit their origami skills, homemade terrariums,… » 1/11/08 4:20pm 1/11/08 4:20pm

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This little nugget of DC wisdom comes to us from Washington D.C.: Ever wish that the random splotches on your apartment walls could help you organize your keys? Meet Harry, an "organizational device" from Sweden or whatever that literally looks like globs of neon-splattered spaghetti. This might seem cool in concept… » 1/09/08 12:45pm 1/09/08 12:45pm

The Guy Holiday Gift Guide From The Most Annoying Women on Earth

We don't want to be alarmist, but... eleven shopping days until Christmas! And have you even started on your boyfriend's present? What? Well, surely you have a boyfriend if you are reading Daily Candy...and surely if you have a boyfriend and read Daily Candy then the idea of purchasing $76 boxers or a designer wood… » 12/13/07 1:30pm 12/13/07 1:30pm

Daily Candy's Positively Pedicure-Laden, Yeast-Infection Giving, Very…

Not sure what you're doing this weekend? Neither are we. But we're probably not going to do anything Daily Candy tells us to do. This is not because delicately pecking at tapas at the "cutest" new restaurant while reading the "latest" novel about a blah blah fashion editor blah blah socialite detective and looking… » 9/21/07 4:30pm 9/21/07 4:30pm

The future of America is officially fucked: Today sees the debut of DailyCandy Kids, through which an entire new generation of impressionable young females will learn to fetishize cupcakes, fruity-flavored cocktails, overpriced stilettos and $60 manicures. [MediaBistro] » 9/17/07 12:45pm 9/17/07 12:45pm

Riding The Daily Candy Train, High On Cocaine

We'll tell you what kind of candy they're giving out over at the Daily Candy: The crack kind! Today, administrative assistants and mumsy accountants everywhere recoiled in horror when they realized that the internet's biggest cheerleader for conspicuous consumption was NSFW. At Daily Candy Everywhere a (sexually)… » 8/22/07 11:30am 8/22/07 11:30am

Alas Poor Cupcake, We Knew Thee Well

The day we never thought would arrive is here: DailyCandy has pronounced the death of the cupcake. Yes, after years of keeping it real (ca. 2000) and validating every Sex And The City obsessed Carrie Bradshaw-clone with talk of icing, sprinkles and the perfect moist little morsels, even they seem to think the baked… » 7/16/07 1:01pm 7/16/07 1:01pm

DailyCandy Says No To Lexapro, Yes To Lather

We were beginning to worry about the editors of DailyCandy. There were mentions of bacterial infections. Black Croc spats. Had they abandoned their Cosmopolitan-swilling ways, we wondered? But today's editions of the cloying, consumption-promoting newsletter illustrate that the girls may have their mojo back: There's… » 7/06/07 12:25pm 7/06/07 12:25pm

DailyCandy's Darkness Visible

Surprising, but it's been a while since DailyCandy editors have mentioned cupcakes, pink cocktails or any other chronic symptom of the girly scourge that was Sex And The City. Have they finally moved on to bigger and better things? Not really, but if the offerings on display today are any indication, someone on staff… » 6/27/07 1:10pm 6/27/07 1:10pm