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The Daily Fail reports on an important new trend in plastic surgery: Lobe lifts. Apparently, droopy or wrinkled earlobes is one of the "telltale" signs - along with necks and hands - that a woman is aging. [DailyMail]Police: Yale Murder Not A Random Act • Daily Mail: Big Purses Lead To Rape
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Mainstream Media Addresses Plus-Size Fashion Issue
Just when we thought we'd beaten that dead horse, today there are three big stories about fashion, plus-sized women and Beth Ditto. More »Gossip Girls
Oh, brother. (Sister?) "Women don't listen to what's being said around them - unless they're eavesdropping or gossiping, according to new research." [Daily Mail]Elle UK Editor Surprised That Today's Women Care About "Happiness"
Elle UK editor Lorraine Candy is "jealous of today's carefree thirtysomethings" because she says they're choosing love and happiness over hard-driving careers. More »Women In Erotica Too Slutty, Says Editor
Rowan Pelling, former editor of the Erotic Review, has a bone(r) to pick with today's women's erotica — she says it glorifies casual sex. More »"Cellulite Exorcist" Makes Heads Spin • Giant Foods Around The Globe
• The so-called "Cellulite Exorcist" shares her tips on how to get rid of the "dreaded orange peel effect." Her secret? Diet, exercise, and buying a lot of expensive shit. • More »Old, Dried Up Broads "Less Bitchy" Than Young Babes
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Loose Lips
When Being Yourself Doesn't Get You A Man, Be Someone Else
Conservative British MP Calls America "The Abortion Capital Of The World"
Forget Boner-Killing Bloody Vaginas: Childbirth Can Make Men Mentally-Ill
Ugh
Camila Alves Spawns More Than Just McConaughey Progeny: A Handbag Line!
Daily (Hate) Mail
Loose Lips
British Paper Says Women Just Can't Do Math
Daily Mail: Cohabitation Makes Women Want To Kill Themselves