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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Well you gotta do something to ward off the death panels.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Telltale signs? What are some of the telltale signs that a woman is not aging? The jar of formaldahyde she lives in? The crygenic freezer in which you are visiting her?
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Ha ha. I thought the first one was the "fixed" one and the second one was the "droopy one". It doesn't look better! Big waste of money.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    10/05/09

    @applejuice: Same thing I was thinking. I don't see how the second one looks "better".

    And why are we worrying about ears anyway?!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Another telltale sign of aging: the earth rotating around the sun. it must be stopped!
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    Image of Dirk Anger Dirk Anger
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Did they take the after picture five minutes after the surgery?

    I don't see anything pointing at any age in the first ear, if you tell me it's some 20-y.o. starlet's I'd believe it.

    But the second one... that's just gross, it looks like they tried to turn her into Buddha
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Or, you know, you could just not wear earrings that are too heavy for your ears. My mom has had drooping piercings since her early 30s, because of a combo of heavy earrings and having the holes placed too low to start with.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    My ear piercing drooped so low by the time I was five that it split my earlobe and now it has flaps. Does this mean, by the age of five, I had the earlobes of a 50 year old? I prefer to think of myself as a Wolverine-like mutant: my body healed out a foreign object. I’m fairly certainly, based on this evidence, that if I were shot, I would heal the bullet out pretty quickly.
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    Image of winner winner
    10/05/09

    @LaComtesse: My little sister has the same split earlobe thing! I remember that she always had problems with her earrings not because they weighed 5 lbs but because she was always playing with her earlobes - putting them in her earholes and whatnot.
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/05/09

    @winner: There are a couple of us out there. Watching people's reactions when you show them your split lobe is funny. See, I didn't even wear heavy earrings or touch them a lot. I'm just a freak.
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    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    This just looks like an ear infection to me, as it's red and swollen.
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    Dirk Anger promoted this comment femaledwightschrute was starred femaledwightschrute was unstarred
    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    The main telltale sign of aging is your driver's license. How are they gonna operate on that?
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Are you sure you didn't get the photos mixed up? The "before" looks better to me than the "after."
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    10/05/09

    @cocobanal: That's the way they are in the linked article too. They refer to it as "a simple trimming procedure", so how does it make the ear larger? Or is that swelling? Either way, gross.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    This just looks like an ear piercing gone awry to me.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    AURLY?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/05/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Nice.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/05/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: ahahhaaaa high five
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    Image of pond-side-over pond-side-over
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    How the heck do I tell somebody's age by their ear lobes? And exactly how much would I have to give a shit about how old someone is to start staring at their ears anyway?
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    NellMood promoted this comment Edited by pond-side-over at 10/05/09 9:43 AM pond-side-over was starred pond-side-over was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/05/09

    @pond-side-over: You actually have to cut the lobe open and count the rings.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    The new earlobe looks like bubble gum. I feel sick now.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/05/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Lobalicious!
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    10/05/09

    In reply to Nip/Tuck
    Clearly some people have too much money.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment nyc-caribbean-ragazza was starred nyc-caribbean-ragazza was unstarred
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