Telltale signs? What are some of the telltale signs that a woman is not aging? The jar of formaldahyde she lives in? The crygenic freezer in which you are visiting her?
Or, you know, you could just not wear earrings that are too heavy for your ears. My mom has had drooping piercings since her early 30s, because of a combo of heavy earrings and having the holes placed too low to start with.
My ear piercing drooped so low by the time I was five that it split my earlobe and now it has flaps. Does this mean, by the age of five, I had the earlobes of a 50 year old? I prefer to think of myself as a Wolverine-like mutant: my body healed out a foreign object. Iām fairly certainly, based on this evidence, that if I were shot, I would heal the bullet out pretty quickly.
@LaComtesse: My little sister has the same split earlobe thing! I remember that she always had problems with her earrings not because they weighed 5 lbs but because she was always playing with her earlobes - putting them in her earholes and whatnot.
@winner: There are a couple of us out there. Watching people's reactions when you show them your split lobe is funny. See, I didn't even wear heavy earrings or touch them a lot. I'm just a freak.
@cocobanal: That's the way they are in the linked article too. They refer to it as "a simple trimming procedure", so how does it make the ear larger? Or is that swelling? Either way, gross.
How the heck do I tell somebody's age by their ear lobes? And exactly how much would I have to give a shit about how old someone is to start staring at their ears anyway?
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And why are we worrying about ears anyway?!
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I don't see anything pointing at any age in the first ear, if you tell me it's some 20-y.o. starlet's I'd believe it.
But the second one... that's just gross, it looks like they tried to turn her into Buddha
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