Jeb Bush, Unprompted, Declares 'I Love My Mother More Than My Dad'
At a town hall event on Thursday, Republican presidential candidate and depressed middle schooler Jeb Bush answered an extremely personal question that no one asked.
You Don't Have Daddy Issues But Your Piece of Shit Father Might
Until recently, I’d never been on the website AskMen.com, I suppose largely because I never had the occasion to ask a man anything. The site’s tagline touts that it is a place where men can become better men, though on my first visit I’m already suspicious that any of my questions will be answered or that I will…
Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study
In a psychological study commissioned by Marissa Cooper and the ghost of Sylvia Plath, researchers at Texas Christian University have found that dwelling on reminders of daddy's psychological or physical absence makes women more likely to have depraved harlot thoughts.
Man Becomes World's Oldest New Dad at 96
Ramjeet Raghav, a 96-year-old Indian farmer, claims he now holds the record for being the oldest guy in the world to become a father after his wife gave birth to his second son earlier this month. Raghav actually beat his own record—his first son was born two years ago, when he was only 94.
Protecting My Daughter From The Pageant Queens
I am desperate to keep my girl away from beauty queens. I'm not talking Miss America or Miss Universe or whatever they have now. I'm talking about Little Miss Sunshine and all those shows they have on TLC about toddlers and pageants and their overbearing, embarrassingly selfish fame-whoring moms.
Does Shaving My Back Hair Make Me A Hypocrite?
I'm beginning to wonder whether I'm all talk when it comes to body issues, whether all my words about "everybody's different and everybody's beautiful" are not being backed up by my deeds and what this could mean for my daughter's future sense of self.
Is Your Sperm Donor Dapper?
Sperm donors are anonymous, but usually parties in search of quality DNA can get a few pertinent details: Race, hair color, eye color, education levels. But now, fashion sense will also be included.
How To Describe A Little Girl In Just One Word?
Go shopping for kids clothes, and a pattern emerges — and it's not just the pink overload in the girls' section. I'm talking about words, specifically those used on young girls' clothing versus what you see on boys' stuff. It's not pretty.
Can You Raise A Well-Rounded Boy?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
Some Advice On How To Cover Young Girls Playing Sports
I'm surprised there are professional women athletes at all. It's shocking, really, given the way we treat little girls.
A Small Victory On The Road To Womanhood
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
When Liking Becomes Liking
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
The Kids Aren't Totally Alright
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
What Are The Best Books For Little Girls?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
The Spartan School For Little Girls
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
How My Daughter Turns Up The "Juice"
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
How To Heal A Daughter's Heartbreak?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
My Daughter's Sudden Entry Into The Horsey Set
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
Can A Dad Overdo The Lessons In Girl-Power?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
What Should I Teach My Daughter About Holding Doors Open?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.
