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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    DYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


    Ahem.

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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    I had a very inquisitive cat who crawled in the dryer once when my mother was doing laundry. She didn't see the cat and started the dryer then she heard deathly howling, scratching and taping on the dryer door. She opened the door and nearly had a heart attack when the cat came flying out. The cat was totally fine and lived a good long 15 years after that event life. In other words, feel free to laugh. We certainly did.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/02/09

    @Alohamaid: Oh man, that made me laugh even harder than the video! Oh, that poor cat! (she typed as she literally l-o-l-ed....)


    Thank you, you have made me very happy!

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    Image of dissolver dissolver
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    I think with the week we've been having, Jez needs to start posting one adorable kitten video or similar for every story that makes me hate the world.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    06/02/09

    @dissolver: Icanhascheezburger has shown us the enormous volume of cute kitty videos/pics out there, and yet I fear, there are not enough to outnumber the stories that make me hate the world. :(
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    Jus dive in, deez cooshin iz fine. See? I haz no skaird.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    OK. Watching Willard last night has skewed my perspective a little. The adorable wee kitty emerging from a crack in the sofa? Kinda creepy to me right now!
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    Image of poires et poireaux poires et poireaux
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    Once when I was a kid, our cat went missing for a whole day. We had looked all over the house, in the yard, everywhere. In the evening, we were sitting on the couch and we'd hear her meow and immediately jump up and look around the room and in the vicinity of the house near the living room, with no luck. This happened several times until I noticed a small paw come out from under the couch. She had been stuck inside the hide-a-bed all day. Poor thing!
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    06/02/09

    @poires et poireaux: Oooo - ugly story. My grandma folded my aunt's cat to death inside a sofabed without realizing. The cat was missing for weeks and then they smelled...told you, ugly story.
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    Image of poires et poireaux poires et poireaux
    06/02/09

    @otherginger: I have an ugly story about a dead bunny I found in my bedroom closet, but I won't go there just yet.


    Back on topic - cute animals like to hide in strange places, don't they?

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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    06/02/09

    @poires et poireaux: When my kitty was a wee kitten, not long after I adopted her, she climbed into my dryer with some wet clothes without my notice. Fortunately, I heard some serious thunking going on shortly after I started the load, and after thinking to myself "Did I accidentally put a SHOE in there?" it occurred to me it might be the kitten and I rescued her forthwith. She was fine, and she's a lover, not a fighter, so she forgave me right off the bat. And I gave her lots of Greenies to make up for it. Poor thing!
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    Image of pinkyBella pinkyBella
    06/02/09

    @Penny_Esq: Oooh! You're lucky she was okay. The same thing happened to one of my cats when I was a kid, but with much worse results. It was very traumatizing and I still have issues with opening and closing dryers to this day.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/02/09

    @poires et poireaux: Once when I moved (it happens too frequently in my career) my fave siamese Buddy went missing. After searching and searching and getting management involved (You are SURE no one's been in here and let him out?!) I opened a drawer in the bathroom to find he'd opened it, crawled in and then it autoshut him inside! Little bastard had me scared to death.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    I have a cat who risks in-sofa or under-carpet death constantly, playing Monty Python's How Not To Be Seen.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    06/02/09

    @otherginger: Mine works her way under the duvet and curls up in a tiny ball waiting to be sat on when I come to bed.
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    Image of Interrobanging Interrobanging
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    I'm sure if my dainty cat wasn't 23lbs he'd be all over this.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    06/02/09

    @Interrobanging: This may be more his scene?



    + Watch video





    PS. Forgive me if this has been on Jez already. Can't keep my sources straight.
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    Image of Liz Lemmon Liz Lemmon
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    I needed this after that awful airplane story. kittens! inspired by..... KITTENS!!!!
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    06/02/09

    @dotcom.com: "I want beef jerky!"
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/02/09

    In reply to Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change
    I love my cats but they are sofa king weird sometimes.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/02/09

    @stacyinbean: ha!
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    06/02/09

    @stacyinbean: Who knows what devious plans are couched in their cute little meows!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/02/09

    @stacyinbean: I don't want to tell you how long it took me to understand this. I am a bear of very little brain, but you, you are SOFA KING HISS-TERICAL!!


    FTW, sister.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    12/17/08

    In reply to Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
    So I have to post again this link to the awesomest holiday song EVER: "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas" (and this time it's even the right season! Whoot!)
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/17/08

    In reply to Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
    My boyfriends neck apparently sounds like a cement mixer the night after a concert of solid headbanging.


    I really thought this was gonna be "headbanging causes brain injury" which wouldn't surprise me in the least, but neck injury? State the obvious award for that one.

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/18/08

    @Ms Meghan: Throw with your shoulders!!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/17/08

    In reply to Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
    Ooooh, Le petite Hippopotame!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/17/08

    @Mafalda para Presidente: Quick! Tell Capucine!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/17/08

    @LaComtesse: What's cuter? Capucine or the baby Hippopotame? CAN'T. DECIDE.
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    Image of Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203) Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203)
    12/17/08

    @Mafalda para Presidente: How about a baby Hippopotame named Capucine that tells awesome stories en français WITH a ginger cat noming on baby shiba inu puppies.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
    Does a pet detective wear a fedora with a PAWS ticket in the brim, instead of PRESS? 'Cause I could get behind that.
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/17/08

    In reply to Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
    "Injury to feelings" is something you can sue someone for? For real? Cause I could use $20k.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/17/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: If I were a judge and someone came before me to sue someone else for "injury to feelings" I would reward them with a settlement of a swift smack in the head and a court order to grow the fuck up.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/17/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Based on that premise I could sue a few TV anchors and politicians. Way to beat the recession!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/17/08

    @LaComtesse: I'd vote for you!
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/17/08

    @LaComtesse: @Mafalda para Presidente: God, I would give ANYTHING to see Judge Judy take on the "injured" party. Bish don't know nothin' bout hurt feelings till JJ gets ahold of you.
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