Smuggling Cocaine in Your Weave Is the Awesomest Terrible Idea Ever

There's a new front in the drug war: the female scalp. Yes, intrepid ladies are now sneaking yayo into the country under their weaves ... and they woulda gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that stinkin' customs patdown. » 9/26/12 5:30pm 9/26/12 5:30pm

U.S. Customs Agents Intercept a Bunch of Fake Louboutins, Will Now Try…

Since we can all assume that U.S. Customs agents keep all the things they confiscate as part of an ongoing, intra-agency scavenger hunt, the latest haul of 20,000 counterfeit Louboutins from China must have been quite the game-changer for someone. U.S. Customs and Border Protection Spokesman Jaime Ruiz said that four… » 8/16/12 12:40pm 8/16/12 12:40pm