I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"I'd rather keep... what happened between me and her private..."
Of course you would, Chris. You beat the living shit out of her. Of course you want that to remain private. Telling the world about how you hit her repeatedly, bit her and screamed about how you were going to kill her isn't going to gain you more fans.
Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
@sweet_communist: I've been chuckling over here for about 5 minutes, I mean druggaly? How has that not been invented yet? I'm running with it! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Pardon me for being the kind of person who would say this to a group of adults, but: is it just me or does Miley Cyrus look like Kim Possible in that photo? The shape of her face, the eyebrows, the sporty outfit ... I'm getting a very strong "I am a cartoon teenaged superhero" vibe. #mileycyrus
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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Of course you would, Chris. You beat the living shit out of her. Of course you want that to remain private. Telling the world about how you hit her repeatedly, bit her and screamed about how you were going to kill her isn't going to gain you more fans.
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I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
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