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    Image of Lady Saira, Vere de Vere Lady Saira, Vere de Vere
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    Shouldn't they be passing out uncooked cupcake batter instead?
    Seems more fitting.
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    samethingwedoeverynightpinky promoted this comment Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was starred Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was unstarred
    Image of bookling bookling
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    Promoting this in schools is okay, but showing President Obama's speech is indoctrination? Bzuh?

    I'm also kind of bothered that they're using cupcakes to represent each unborn child -- cupcakes which you then eat? Isn't that vaguely cannibalistic? Can't you just pass out those stupid little fetus-feet pins like I used to get from church?
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    Image of biancajames biancajames
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    I can't wait to see cake wreck's take on this.
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/09/09

    @biancajames: CCC's? Ptooie!
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    Image of jenniedee jenniedee
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    Just checking, but this is a satire site, right? It has to be. Some of the wording is too snarky to be real. Like this:
    "The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber."
    "Invite some teenage girls over to bake the cupcakes then in your kitchen. Educate them about pregnancy and abstinence. Then challenge them to make cup cakes that represent how they feel about the unborn."

    Then again, I'm probably just deluding myself in the frantic hope that This Couldn't Possibly Be an Actual Thing.
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    Image of Lady Saira, Vere de Vere Lady Saira, Vere de Vere
    10/09/09

    @jenniedee: Oh damn, I'm a teenage girl, and all I can say is if someone invited me to their house to bake cupcakes that "represent how I feel about the unborn" I'd probably laugh in their face and then eat their fetuscakes.
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was starred Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/09/09

    @Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Ahhhaha, fetuscakes. PERFECT.
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    Image of QuicheLorraine QuicheLorraine
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WOMEN!!!"

    "...Here is a cupcake."
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    "[S]hould humans be recognized as persons under the law? Yes, because humans are persons."

    What about Klingons? WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR BABY KLINGONS?
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    10/09/09

    @pesematology: I know I think of the baby Klingons. How many orphans has Kirk made? Monster...
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    So are we supposed to eat the babies, or...?
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/09/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: I think that's sort of implied. Let no life go to waste!
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    Image of DrWorm DrWorm
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    up next: pro-deathpenalty marshmellowday "roast-em"
    and
    anti-euthanasia candlesweek "don't let them fade out"
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    Image of i'vemadeahugemistake i'vemadeahugemistake
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    I hope they aren't using eggs to bake these cupcakes. Think of the poor chickens that never had a chance to live!
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    Image of pit_viper pit_viper
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    When do we get the moneychangers in the temple petit fours? Because I think the Pope totally needs one.
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    Image of War Cats! War Cats!
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    "The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber."

    Bitch, please. You know finishing that cupcake is my main priority.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment Edited by War Cats! at 10/09/09 11:58 AM War Cats! was starred War Cats! was unstarred
    Image of laikapants laikapants
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    The clear solution is to set aside our Team Cake and Team Pie differences for a day. On Monday, bring in both Cake AND Pie. When someone asks whose birthday is it, you say everyone's, because when I don't force a dessert option upon you, everyone wins. You should probably bring in cookies too, just to be fair.
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    Image of Vulcan Has No Moon Vulcan Has No Moon
    10/09/09

    @laikapants: I'm an Independent Fetus Cookie supporter.
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/09/09

    @Vulcan Has No Moon: I was hoping someone would post that. I'm not strong enough to Google "fetus cookie cutter" on my own.
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    Image of Erda Erda
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    "In other words, something is a person if, by nature, it has the capacity to develop the ability to think rationally, express emotion, make decisions, etc."

    But wait... if "thinking rationally" is what makes you a person, doesn't it logically follow then that whoever wrote this illogical drivel isn't really a person?

    As for the "making decisions" part, doesn't it also follow that by stripping a woman of her choice on this matter you're depriving her of her humanity?

    (I'm not going to even touch the fact that fetuses doing logic, getting emotional, and making decisions is a pretty lulzy concept, but considering what this person's definition of "logic" is I'm not surprised they think that...)
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    pesematology promoted this comment Edited by Erda at 10/09/09 11:47 AM Erda was starred Erda was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/09/09

    @Erda: So dogs are persons, but mentally retarded humans are not, according to this "logic".

    (Your avatar would disapprove of that use of the word, methinks.)
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    Image of Erda Erda
    10/09/09

    @pesematology: I hope for Spock's sake that people like this aren't still around in the 23rd century.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    Then you answer. "It's no ones birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren't allowed to be born, who never had a birthday"

    Geez, what a buzzkill. How about something a little more upbeat & punny, like "It's no one's birthday. These cupcakes represent the fact that life begins at confection!"
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    Edited by YourScreenplaySucks at 10/09/09 11:51 AM YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    10/09/09

    @YourScreenplaySucks: Cupcakes are Plan A and Plan B in my book.
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    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    10/09/09

    @YourScreenplaySucks: Pro-life cupcakers are adamant that a mixture of beaten butter and sugar IS A viable cupcake and CANNOT be discarded without eternal consequences.
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    Image of Erda Erda
    10/09/09

    In reply to Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day
    For all the Jezzie Trekkies out there: You know the episode with the android women who run on logic, who Spock manages to dismantle with contradictions?

    I now know how they feel after reading that paragraph about "why fetuses are persons, and it's personal, and personalities, and stuff!" from Abort73. My brain just can't wrap its head around the extent of that logical epic phail. Too...much... circular...reasoning... Does...not...compute!
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    pesematology promoted this comment Edited by Erda at 10/09/09 11:43 AM Erda was starred Erda was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/09/09

    @Erda: I love you.

    And I hate you.
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