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    Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day

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    Image of rah29 rah29
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    Boo, I'll be on a 12 hour plane trip for commenter crappy hour and for Megan's last day! Sadface.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    Whoa, I think that commenter-involved Crappy Hour might be a little too complex for me. Although it would satisfy a long held fantasy that when Megan can't find a Crappy Hour partner she would just start gchatting me instead.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/06/09

    @J.D.Regent: Hey, that's my fantasy. You can't have it.
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    08/06/09

    @J.D.Regent: That is, in fact, how Spencer got started with Moe!
    It'll be fun! Choose Your Own Crappy Hour Adventure by asking me stuff.
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    Image of drivebyillusion drivebyillusion
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    tomorrow's final Crappy Hour???
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    Image of Megan Megan
    08/06/09

    @drivebyillusion: Yeah: Tomorrow's my last day at Jezebel.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    A mortgage holiday? So, let me get this straight. To... save... the economy, let's eliminate a major source of revenue for banks, which we have just poured tons of money into so that we could save them. Then, everyone can take the money that they would have been using to pay their mortages and "save" it, even though we know that the American consumer doesn't save shit and will just use the extra money to go to Wal Mart and buy crap that was made in China. Money that would haev been going to American financial institutions will be pouring into the economies of countries that produce cheap goods. Economy fixed!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    @morninggloria: People will just take the money and pay down their debt, or use it along with the "Cash for Clunkers" program to buy a new car. So the banks will "suffer."
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: I'll use it to buy furniture. I promise.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    08/06/09

    @morninggloria: Considering all the amazingly crazy things that pop up in the news these days, I rate this plan only around a 6 on the ZOMGWTF scale.
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    08/06/09

    @Lymed: You're going to IKEA! I see it in your Scandinavian furniture-crazed eyes.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    @morninggloria: Mortgage holiday == Foreclosure.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/06/09

    @morninggloria: No IKEA! I'm buying a house and I refuse to fill it with anything from IKEA.
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    08/06/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: On a scale of one to Randall Terry, this is about a Michelle Bachmann.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    OK, before I read it: BWWWWAAAHHH!!! End of an era. Crappy Hour is my morning news show.
    Megan, may good things come to you in the future wherever you go.
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    08/06/09

    @Little Green Frog: Hey, there's one more day!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    @Little Green Frog: That's it! Crappy Hour: the new morning news program on MSNBC!
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: Ooooh! I would sneak a TV into my office to watch that!
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: That's the name of Dylan Ratigan's new show though. Oh wait...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    I have the same problem with the US Postal Service not recognizing that I'm a person, despite the fact that I've had the same address for three years.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    08/06/09

    @morninggloria: One of my big jobs at work is sending out correspondence, and I am shocked at the number of returned envelopes I get with return to sender stickers on perfectly good addresses. Fuckers don't even try any more.
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    08/06/09

    @morninggloria: Dude, you live in Wicker Park, right? You're lucky you ever get your mail at all. That post office is unreal.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/06/09

    @Antrack: Yep. I'm probably just going to buy a PO box downtown and only get my mail on weekdays. It's that shitty in the 60622.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    Now that there's "Cash Fro Clunkers," no one cares about AIG, Moe.
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: AIG was just the start of the EVIL SOCIALISTS TAKING OVER OUR COUNTRY AND ROONING OUR HEALTH CARE!!!!!!
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: AIG WAS A FUNNEL TO GOLDMAN SACHS! RISK MANAGEMENT! BONUSES! BLANKFEIN AND EDWARD LIDDY AND BEARS, OH MY!
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    08/06/09

    @Lymed: Damned Socialists! Propping up the banks and the auto industry! What?!?! They couldn't run their businesses? Let them eat cake! Or Jell-O... or Ramen...
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: The only reason the banks failed is because of high taxes and welfare. Don't you know?
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    08/06/09

    @Lymed: No, I didn't. Perhaps because I've stopped listening to the voices from Mars.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/06/09

    @Lymed: And women and minorities. Don't forget female minorities (they cause every social ill)!
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: Are you listening to the voices from Venus now? Are you a girly man?
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    08/06/09

    @greengrey: Wow, I think we just proved that Michelle Obama caused the failure of AIG. I think I need caffeine.
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    08/06/09

    @Lymed: Actually, I've been holding some interesting discussions with the voices in my head.
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: The voices that are telling you that AIG failed because the investors knew that Megan was going to leave us?
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    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    Do you know the secret to why people think Limbaugh is smart? Because at least 4 times an hour, he reminds his listeners how smart they are.
    Even as he's telling them how stupid they are.
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    08/06/09

    In reply to Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
    It's true -- why work on comedy and satire, when fringe conservatives will hand it to you on a silver platter?
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/01/09

    In reply to Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
    For me "sex" with no modifier mean PiV, oral sex means oral sex, and anal sex means anal sex. That doesn't mean one type is less bad, or more intimate than another, that is just the definition that I grew up with.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    07/01/09

    In reply to Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
    Does that mean when I got naked and fooled around me and my manfriend(s) slept together? Oy vey.


    *goes off to recalculate notches on bedpost*

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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    07/01/09

    In reply to Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
    This is a great discussion to have and I think its great, Megan, that you raised the issue. There is not one definition of "sex" nor do I think there will ever be. In interview studies I've worked on, I've found that some people only count "sex" as sex with someone they loved. In others, sex was defined by the type of act (vaginal, oral, anal, etc).


    With other people, it depended on the quality of the experience - I've had women tell me that they didn't consider themselves to have "had sex" with a certain guy who didn't last very long, and I've had men say they didn't count something as sex if they didn't orgasm.


    These different definitions of sex definitely make sex research more challenging. That said, I appreciate the variations in people's sexuality and hope we never become cardboard copies of each other with the same definition of what it means to "have sex" or "to love".

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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    07/01/09

    In reply to Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
    The study dealt with college students and oral sex is a pretty common delaying tactic because there is no risk of pregnancy. The idea that oral sex doesn't count can be a factor, but it isn't at all faux purity.


    I think there is a really overblown idea that teens are all out having oral/anal sex. My masters thesis related to teenage sexual behavior and the numbers just aren't as high as some people seem to think. About 50% of high school students have had intercourse, about 50% have had oral sex, but only 11% have had anal sex.

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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    07/01/09

    In reply to Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
    Saying that oral sex is not sex is like saying hand lotion is not lotion, compact cars are not cars, and screen doors are not doors. I just can't wrap my head around the idea that a modifier can negate the noun it modifies, unless the modifier is something such as "artificial" or "virtual."
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    07/01/09

    In reply to Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
    Oh no! If oral counts as sex, then I am REALLY slutty.
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