Practice Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen

As Superbad star and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill once said in one of his most criminally underrated performances: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. You probably don't want them to think you're bad at eating it, either. Problem is, for people who have never attempted performing oral sex on a… » 3/06/14 6:10pm 3/06/14 6:10pm

Watch Anderson Cooper Overshare about His Mom and Cunnilingus

Apparently, Cooper's mother (a VANDERBILT no less) made him proofread her memoir wherein she calls a lover the "Nijinsky of cunnilingus." The book is also about the other men in her life, but Cooper blessed us with that particular anecdote while discussing the Rob Ford scandal, proving that in 2013, all roads must… » 12/27/13 3:20pm 12/27/13 3:20pm

Oral Sex Apparently an Old Jedi Mind Trick to Ensure Women’s Fidelity

A sexy new sex study in the scintillating legitimate science field of (wait for it) evolutionary psychology has set out to answer a single question that has confounded all but the most emotional confident libertines: wtf is the procreational point of oral sex? It doesn’t directly satisfy humans’ biological imperative… » 6/22/13 12:30pm 6/22/13 12:30pm

Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer

Remember when Michael Douglas was (at least in the tabloids) teetering between life and death because of a stage four throat cancer diagnosis? And all the sanctimonious clean-livers were all, “Well, serves Michael Douglas right for all those years of cigarettes and booze”? Uh-huh, well, it turns out that Michael… » 6/02/13 1:30pm 6/02/13 1:30pm

Kelly Rowland's "Kisses Down Low" Is All About Eating Pussy

Whoa. Whoa. Have you listened to Kelly Rowland's "Kisses Down Low"? When I first saw the title, I thought it would be some dumb song about how much she loves to give head to her boyfriend, but no — it's all about how much she loves to get head and it's awesome. For some reason, the thing that blogs are talking about » 3/14/13 5:50pm 3/14/13 5:50pm

Teens Blowing Each Other Much Less Than We'd Feared

Scintillating new data on the habits of horny heterosexual teens today, as the CDC has released the results of a survey detailing the oral sex habits of America's children — after all, they are the future. And despite rumors of rainbow parties and color coded Silly Bandz, this country's young women are actually… » 8/16/12 10:55am 8/16/12 10:55am

Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up

This is one of two French AIDS-prevention advertisements to win a Bronze medal at the Cannes International Advertising Festival (click the picture to see this and the one with a dude writ, um, large). The tag line: "Explore. Just protect yourself." Although the tongues in the female version are non-gender specific,… » 6/19/08 6:20pm 6/19/08 6:20pm

Tristan Taormino: "Porn Is As Cerebral As It Is Visceral"

Village Voice columnist, author, adult film director, anal sex guru, and all-around sex educator Tristan Taormino is one of the most quotable women I've ever met in my life. When I interviewed her on Friday morning in Vivid Entertainment's booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo, I was having a hell of a time — in my… » 1/14/08 4:30pm 1/14/08 4:30pm