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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    And the shark's baby was called Renesmee, and it was immediately imprinted upon by a were-dolphin. #jaws
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    Image of GatsbysLover GatsbysLover
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    Wow, that's so Breaking Dawn. #jaws
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    I wouldn't want to have to go in for the baby sharks. Feeding frenzy?? #jaws
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    Image of marimari marimari
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    when will mama shark appear on "i didn't know i was pregnant?" #jaws
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    We are going to need a bigger boat. #jaws
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    Image of ArgusRun ArgusRun
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    Shark embryos cannibalize other embryos while still in the mother. Maybe their father was just trying to get them to stop fighting. #jaws
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/11/09

    @ArgusRun: WHAT!?! They eat their young when they are the young themselves? ACK!!! #jaws
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    I wonder if the mother shark was actually having problems with labor. The article suggests it wasn't a random bite because of the bite needing to be in the right location. #jaws
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    Image of AliceSycamore AliceSycamore
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    Must have been a Nurse shark #jaws
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/11/09

    @AliceSycamore: Ba-dum-dum~! #jaws
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/11/09

    @AliceSycamore: Good thing there were no insurance-sharks around. Now more than ever, don't get in the way of the caregiver-patient relationship! #jaws
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/11/09

    @Jack_Burton: Pah. It won't save the single mother from dealing with loan sharks. She has to raise 4 babies. #jaws
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    I take back all of the terrible things I've ever said about shark obstetricians. #jaws
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    Image of annebreal annebreal
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    So how did parents explain THAT one to the kiddos? No simple "oh, he's just fixing her back" or "they're just...ummm...wrestling" is gonna cut it. Ew. Cut. #jaws
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    I just called my senator to demand shark cesarean sections be covered under the public option. It'll cut healthcare costs dramatically in the long run. Because really, buying one shark to bite into everyone's pregnant bellies will be cheaper than buying scalpels... after 100 years or so. #jaws
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    I am confused as to why the baby sharks would have immediately been munched upon had they been born naturally. I realize the keepers wouldn't have been there to remove them from the tank, but still -- surely baby sharks are born and survive in the wild without becoming dinner. #jaws
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    11/11/09

    @cate3710: true and not true. they are still eaten in the wild, but they're in a really big big ocean. so the chances of them getting away from the adults are higher than when they are in an enclosed tank with other adults. #jaws
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/11/09

    @cate3710: In the wild, there's a lot more room for them to run away. Sharks eat baby sharks. #jaws
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/11/09

    @acrobatic rabbit: @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Good to know. Thanks. #jaws
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    Eh. I'm totally over C-Sections. First Twilight, now this. I'm gonna call it: C-Sections have jumped the shark. #jaws
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    Holy mackerel. #jaws
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    Image of Sugarshock Sugarshock
    11/11/09

    In reply to Water Birth
    See? This is what happens when Shark Congress starts making compromises for the ladies... #jaws
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