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    Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
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    Image of Chocolate Sex Bunny Chocolate Sex Bunny
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Welcome to MY life Julia Stiles...
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    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    more likely to be found on Miracle Mile


    Did a double take at this. There's a Miracle Mile other than the one in Los Angeles, right?

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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    I love Kelly and Luke - they are walking artwork


    Though, its weird that I've seen his peen, kinda


    [nymag.com]

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    Image of sisepuede is the femmiest femme of them all sisepuede is the femmiest femme of them all
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Jen Garner looks beautiful in that photo. All fresh-faced and glowy-like.
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    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Oh, I've got to save Lipstick Jungle? Yeah, I'll get right on that. Let the letter-writing campaign begin!


    /sarcasm

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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    If I had a nickel for every time I said that Julia Stiles line...
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but damn Pammy just....won me over.


    Pot, kitties and end the war!

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/20/08

    @dirtybee says we bee obama: I've always loved her; she just seems so fun!
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    What about Private Practices, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives? Aren't those female-driven dramas still on teevee?


    Oh, wait, those are on ABC.

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Also, on the list of the bad things Lindsay Lohan has done, hooking up with Calum Best ranks at the top. And this is a list that includes I Know Who Killed Me,/I>, you guys.
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    Image of OldEnough2BYourMama OldEnough2BYourMama
    11/20/08

    @heykoukla: I fear heartbreak for Sam Ronson. I think Lindsay's just playing the lesbian game and will soon take up with some good for nothing guy again.
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    11/20/08

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: What a slap in the face for Sam Ronson, too. Not just some random good-for-nothing guy, but Calum Best. Eurgh.
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    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Winona Ryder was my idol when I was a teenager. She always had her shit together when everyone around her was losing it. She was engaged to Johnny Depp, smart, articulate, starred in some great films. I just don't recognise the woman who has become a punchline. So sad.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/20/08

    @heykoukla: I remember reading something somewhere (how's that for specifics) talking about how she was always kind of a trainwreck. Back when she was with Johnny Depp she apparently used a hotel room to potty train a puppy while on some movie shoot and the dog peed and pooped everywhere and the hotel maids had to repeatedly clean it up. She just had a much better publicist.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    11/20/08

    @heykoukla: I agree...I always resented her for dating everybody who seemed worth dating in the golden grunge days (and the boyfriend stealing incidents), BUT I never wished any reall ill will on her.


    And the "Little Women" she was in is still a Christmas staple at my house. Lovely.


    Get it together, Wino!!

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    11/20/08

    @EdnasEdibles: Ewwww. She was always kooky, but I guess back then it seemed endearing (ah, such innocent times!) whereas it's all just gone so dark in recent years.
    @ObtuseIntolerant: Oooh, I nearly forgot The Dave Pirner Years. Man, did she screw up her image there...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    "Clintelina" sounds like Tyra Banks I'm Afraid Of Using Proper Names For Sex Organs -speak for "clitoris."
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    11/20/08

    @morninggloria: "Clintelina" sounds like either a rare tropical STD that results from having sex in a jungle. Or possibly some sort of Dr. Rey created plastic surgery "Now if we just do the tiniest clintelina, you'll have the cutest little vagina."
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/20/08

    @EdnasEdibles: ew both of those sound right
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Also, BREAKING NEWS.


    Suri is wearing a coat.
    [www.dailymail.co.uk]

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    11/20/08

    @hellodarling!: And jeans?!?!
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    11/20/08

    @hellodarling!: But no underclothing, still. At that age - as soon as the chill comes int he air, you'd be hard-pressed to find my child out of a turtleneck and tights.


    Then you put the showy clothes on top of THAT, Katie.

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    11/20/08

    @ObtuseIntolerant: Underclothing? Like longjohns? She's wearing jeans and probably isn't outside that often, she's probs ok :)


    Though my parents totally bundled me up like you described. "MOM, I don't WANT to wear a turtleneck under my Halloween costume!"

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    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Winona Ryder: So...just wasted?


    Kelly Osbourne and Luke seem too young to wed BUT they also look like pretty nice kids who genuinely love each other so maybe they can just make it work?! I know nothing of them but the photos here, but I will root for them.


    Oh and can we add a bullet point on the Britney Spears saga up there: "Britney Spears doesn't write songs."


    Taylor Swift: Knock that sh*t off.

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    Tom Jones only raised 500 pounds for a quarter of an hour of gold. There was a very big crowd around him. 500 pounds! Tight arses!
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    Image of YorubaGirl YorubaGirl
    11/20/08

    In reply to Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker
    "...Next thing I knew, my panties were off and I was sitting on his face."


    Ach, Julia Stiles, this shit happens to me ALL THE DAMN TIME.


    And also, James Franco, I'm filming this afternoon. Hurry over.

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    11/20/08

    @MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEyes...: I demand he be sent over to the London Jezebel studios post-haste!
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/20/08

    @MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEyes...: Happy Birthday!
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