Last night at the Teen Choice Awards, the fashion choices varied greatly: There was a little bit of leather, a lot of lace, and some truly unfortunate sequins. Seriously, some of what you're about to see is hideous.

Honestly? We don't know what the fuck the Young Hollywood Awards are about. Some of these fine folks are not particularly "young" or "Hollywood." But whatever. Celebrities got dressed up and posed on a blindingly sunny red carpet for our pleasure and amusement. Let's take a look.

At the Vanity Fair party celebrating the Vanities Calendar, in which actresses pose as pin-ups, there were some cute party outfits hiding out amongst a lot of bizarre prints.

Last night the MTV Video Music Awards were held in Los Angeles, and started early. Apparently this was necessary because the President was speaking and it was also Fashion's Night Out. But it resulted in a fashion photo disaster: Celebrities were all dressed up in the middle of the goddamn afternoon, under the harsh…