Is Chris Brown Really Picking Up Girls By Promising Not to Punch Them?

The rumor mill has furiously churned out a pretty damning story about convicted abuser and man-boy at large Chris Brown. According to sources, his new courting technique involves an introduction and the line "I promise I won't beat you." With most other celebrities, this would just be another Bill Murray Punched Me in… » 2/16/12 1:00pm 2/16/12 1:00pm

Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Account and He's Never Coming Back, Never!

Internationally renowned spazz Chris Brown resumed angrily punching walls and crying yesterday when someone brought up that time three years ago he beat the shit out of then-girlfriend Rihanna. He unleashed a series of comically defensive Tweets and then deleted his Twitter account. He's truly the Michael Jackson of… » 11/18/11 3:40pm 11/18/11 3:40pm

The Dude In The Cubicle Next To You May Be Silently Weeping

Bursting into tears isn't just for chicks anymore! According to a story in the Times of London, one in three men have cried at the office. The story comes in response to a Wall Street Journal piece claiming that weeping in the workplace is gaining acceptance. "Admittedly, tears can be a management challenge for… » 8/13/07 1:40pm 8/13/07 1:40pm