"I'm aganist the gays. i'm looking for some guy BUDDIES to

just horse around with and stuff. general macho guy stuff

like punching in the shoulder for no reason and drink beer

and agressivly wrasslin around in the yard or the livin room

for no reason, but not gayly. i'm a southern baptist and

i go to first baptist church. i'm thankful to God and

President Bush and Jesus for all the blesings in my life.

the word of God says that gays are not going to heaven which

is why i'm not gay... i mean, i wouldn't be gay anyways caws

it's sick and gross but... i'm just sayin, God says it's

wrong, and i mean, who can argue with God? besides, it was

ADAM and eve, not STEVE and eve! i like to go out

with my buddies or just stay in, whatever they want. i spend

my time watching football and Nascar and would like to find

a good macho and confident buddy to go to Nascar and

wrasslin with. i also like to arm wrassle, clear brush and

burn the brush that i clear. I'm just lookin for a good

buddy (or 2) to clear some brush with. i'd one day like

to get myself a little place out in Texas or Wyoming where

me and my buddie(s) might start us up a little cow and calf

operation. that's pretty much what i like. stuff where you

have to be pretty macho to do it. bungee jumping, chopin

some wood, rollercoasters etc. must be physically fit. no

coloreds, accept for blacks... oh, i also like girls. "

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I own up to all my freaky fantasies but anything relating to my brother in that context is completely vile and upsetting. Ick. Just, no.

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Anyhow, I think I may have heard about it in a class or something. I probably shouldn't have said "fairly common," maybe "a rarity but it happens."

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I think it's a product of coming from a half-Mormon family. I hear the word "polygamy" and think, "EWWWW...Old men with little girls." Knee-jerk reaction, ya know? I need to move past that.

As for being related...well, let's just say I love my brother, but OH HELL NO. :P

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@JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist:... has that relatively ever seen a newspaper?

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It also takes a rather narrow view of marriage: FOR PROCREATION and a narrow view of sex: like a brother and a sister could only get it on in the confines of matrimony.

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C'mooooon. You know it's gross! ;)

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Obviously I know you're joking (and so so right! BLECH!) but this is the REAL problem people have with it and no one will admit it. There are a lot of family members who could have perfectly healthy, happy babies and be great parents. There are a lot of non-related people who can and will have sickly babies who may not live to see 2.

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(Also, a lot of consentually incestuous relationships are between people who were raised apart and don't share the same dynamic… they have their own creepy thing going on, IMO, but it's separate from what we're talking about above.)

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We couldn't believe our ears the first time we heard someone at a party complaining about his 'Faggot neighbors'. My husband actually corrected him and asked him about his stance on his wife being with another woman, and that shut him right up.

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Bizarre isn't it??

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I've always found kinky conservatives most curious...

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