Ashanti's Very Unhinged Longtime Stalker Was Finally Convicted
A man who has been stalking and harassing Ashanti for nearly 10 years has, after three bizarre trials, finally been convicted of felony stalking.
Dude, U Cannot Fall Into Someone
Ehsan Abdulaziz, a 46-year-old British millionaire, has responded to allegations that he raped an 18-year-old by saying first that “she’ll have to prove it,” and second that he probably fell inside her. A PSA to future bros attempting the same defense: a vagina is actually not a manhole. You can’t just fall into one.
Couple Refuses to Go to Jail Until Police Let Them Smash Just One Last Time
This is a story for anyone who’s given up on love. It’s a story of pain, desperation, and longing. It’s a story about the true meaning of commitment and dedication. It’s also a story about a Florida couple who resisted arrest just so they could bang it out one last time in their mobile hame.
Woman Murdered After Escaping Captor Who Kept Her In a Box For Months
Earlier this month, Sandra Kay Sutton escaped the Sedalia, Missouri, home of ex-boyfriend James B. Horn after being held captive in a wooden box for four months. Though Horn was quickly charged with “kidnapping, armed criminal action, and unlawful use of a weapon,” he went missing soon after. Today KMBC is reporting…
Wedding Party, Flower Girls Robbed of Everything at Joyous Photo Shoot
A California couple who had just taken their vows on Saturday were robbed right in front of god and everyone while taking photos in front of their old high school. In broad daylight and "in front of the flower girls."
Prosecutor Allegedly Texted Bikini Pic to Jailed Man
Authorities are investigating a prosecutor in Washington state for allegedly helping a criminal she was in a relationship with elude police.
Holy Crap the Central Park Rape Suspect is Terrifying
Police have apprehended the man they believe raped a 73-year-old birdwatcher in Central Park yesterday. He's a 42-year-old drifter with a long history of sexual violence who was first accused of raping and murdering an elderly woman at age 18. And a face tattoo, natch.
Supreme Court Rules Constitution Protects Cops' Right to Strip Search Everyone for Any Reason
In a continuing effort to collectively take a dump on America before they all die off, the justices of the US Supreme Court ruled today that police are entirely within their rights to strip search any person arrested for any offense, no matter how minor, even if authorities have no reason to suspect that the arrested…
Women Who Marry Prisoners Aren't Just "Crazy Ladies"
Amy Friedman was married for seven years to a convicted murderer. Her account of their love shows why we shouldn't dismiss "those crazy ladies" who fall in love with convicts.
Naked Man Arrested, Hides Mouse In Rectum
Meet Noah Smith. He allegedly burglarized a home in South Carolina on Saturday night. A scuffle with cops sent him to to emergency room, where a doctor noticed that Noah had a mouse in his rectum.
America's Most Wanted
The new American Girl, WWI-era Lower-East-Side-dwelling Jewish doll Rebecca Rubin, unfortunately has the same name as a serial arsonist wanted by the F.B.I. "We feel confident that people will clearly see this as nothing more than what it is - an unrelated coincidence," says a spokeswoman. [NYT]
