Yes, "the test came back positive" probably isn't high on anyone's list, either, but even that does not have us cringing like "Daddy, why are you naked?"
A woman and a man doused an exotic dancer with flammable liquid and set her on fire outside the L.A. club where she works on Thursday morning, burning more than 60 percent of her body.
We've been obsessing over how best to approach this story and we've decided the only method is to just let it speak for itself. The BBC is reporting that a young Briton named Amanda Monti was apparently so angry after a former lover rejected her advances at a party that she pulled off one of his testicles. Like us,…