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    Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld

    Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner

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    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    Megan Fox's "worldwide brand" = Chapstick?
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/07/09

    @Madlenka: Trojan? Jockey? Hershey's? Nestle? Volkswagen? John Deere?
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    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    What poor fucking set stylist had to paint bales of hay magenta for that ridic shoot?
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/07/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: @HurricaneEyes: The entire series of ads is a collection of terrible, obvious Photoshop work. As a graphic designer, they hurt my soul.
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    Skellatrix was starred Skellatrix was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    The cheapest item is a $41,000 cocktail dress.


    I will make you a dress for the cheap price of $40,000! Line up to the left! No pushing!

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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of SevenNationArmy SevenNationArmy
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    LOL I wonder what the really into fashion people have to say about Megan Fox at a couture show, atleast when their heads aren't exploding.
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    SevenNationArmy was starred SevenNationArmy was unstarred
    Image of georgina georgina
    07/07/09

    @SevenNationArmy AKA The Speculator: Something along the lines of: "This is Lacroix, not Bebe. Get back to the mall, Maxim girl."
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    georgina was starred georgina was unstarred
    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    07/07/09

    @georgina: "This is Comme des Garcons! You should be so lucky!"
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    I read this headline as "Britney Picks Up A Polo Player Rapist," and actually found myself wondering whether or not this was a step-up from Sam Lutfi.


    It's been a long morning.

     Reply
    PrarieMuffin was starred PrarieMuffin was unstarred
    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    Miley Cyrus: Stop trying to speak, right now. Just stop. From now on, you may only communicate using an etch-a-sketch and this dental floss.
     Reply
    LolaQuinn is full of beans was starred LolaQuinn is full of beans was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    1. Those are cute boots.

    2. In no universe is the person wearing them Britney Spears.
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    GeorgeFayne was starred GeorgeFayne was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/07/09

    @GeorgeFayne: The boots are a total copy of Fiorentini & Baker's.
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    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/07/09

    In reply to Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
    Aw, poor poor Luxury. Is there anything I can do to help you?


    I always wondered what My Little Pony's stable looked like. Now I know.

     Reply
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/07/09

    @dreamweave: It's like My Little Pony barfed all over it.
     Reply
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    Kathy Ireland, I have a whole new respect for you. That is one of the most intelligent things I have heard in a long time and a great response to concern trolling.
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    Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was starred Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) was unstarred
    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    I am a new Kathy Ireland fangirl *shakes pom poms*
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    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was starred battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was unstarred
    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    The Alaia bit is just dreadful. I used to work at a high-fashion, Middle Eastern mag and we profiled him for our premiere issue. It's not 80s fashion without him. What a ridiculous move on the part of the Met.


    Next time, I dunno, CHECK!

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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    Can I just say I kind of hate André Leon Talley. Putting aside what he did to J-Hud at the Oscars (which was horrible), he strikes me as one of those people who is using sheer stereotypical bullshit to get people to think he actually has something interesting to say.


    Just because you say the word fierce doesn't mean the following words will be anything insight, interesting or thought provoking. Just because you add "oh honey child" or some bullshit doesn't turn insipid commentary is insightful commentary.


    George Faye and Miss J also piss me off for the same reason.

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    Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    05/05/09

    is = to. I haz typo. @Trulymadlyme:
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    Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    05/05/09

    @Trulymadlyme: I find it ridiculous that "Miss J" teaches young women how they should mince down the catwalk in a parody of femininity. We will know the sexes are truly equal when we have a butch lesbian teach young men how to be more masculine on prime time television. Judging by his ghastly outfit at the Met, Andre Leon Talley has no business telling anyone how to dress stylishly.
     Reply
    Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    Koda's reasoning for not inviting Alaia stinks of bullshit. He just didn't think to ask him? I think I used that in 2nd grade when inviting girls to my birthday party.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    Alaia: he's, like, a totally important designer!
     Reply
    mbot says Spock yeah! was starred mbot says Spock yeah! was unstarred
    Image of TakeADeepBreath TakeADeepBreath
    05/05/09

    @mbot in ... Hushed Rapings:
    "An a-what-a?"
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    TakeADeepBreath was starred TakeADeepBreath was unstarred
    Image of lizochka lizochka
    05/05/09

    In reply to Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner
    "but this is an Alaia!"


    "an a-whatta?"


    "like, a totally important designer!!"

     Reply
    lizochka was starred lizochka was unstarred
    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    05/05/09

    @lizochka: Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
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    mbot says Spock yeah! was starred mbot says Spock yeah! was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/05/09

    @lizochka: Clueless references are always in style.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    05/05/09

    @lizochka: "And I will totally shoot you in the head. Now get down on the ground."
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    BellaTricks was starred BellaTricks was unstarred
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