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JennaW
07/01/09

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That's a pretty risque up-skirt shot of Cain, there, you pervy animators.
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Tart of Darkness
07/01/09

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The other thing that makes me nuts is the "Evolution is just a theory" concept that shows how ignorant they are of any concept of scientific methods whatsoever. *head desk* *head desk*
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lacklustermusings
07/01/09

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I didn't know Satan was Vulcan.
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queenieinmanhattan
07/02/09

@lacklustermusings: No, no: he's obviously Romulan, and driven by his own uncontrollable rage.
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stealthird
07/01/09

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I've always felt that muppet-like puppets were vaguely creepy but now I feel completely justified in finding them very creepy.
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queenieinmanhattan
07/01/09

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That animation makes Adam look like a golem, no? Which I guess he kinda is, being made of earth with life breathed into him.
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Anycah
07/01/09

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But I kinda do think we look like monkeys. If you squint a bit.
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Francie Nolan
07/01/09

@Anycah: I think apes look a little too much like us, which is why they freak me out.
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
07/01/09

@Francie Nolan: You know what REALLY freaks me

out about apes - the foot-hand. Yikes.
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meritxell: an erotic life
07/04/09

@Francie Nolan: Oh god, monkeys totally freak me out for exactly this reason.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
07/01/09

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I studied the story of Cain and Abel extensively in Hebrew school and I don't recall any cameo by Satan.
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
07/01/09

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Anyone who has ever spent time with 3 year olds knows we come from monkeys.

There is basically no difference between their behavior, save for a few more

words.
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Francie Nolan
07/01/09

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If anyone is curious in the least about the Creationism vs. Evolution debate, I recommend the book Monkey Girl by Edward Humes. It's a riveting nonfiction account of a Pennsylvania school district trying to get creationism taught in science classes. It's entertaining and very well-written. You'll learn about evolution and the creationist movement's attempts to discredit it.

Seriously, go read it. [www.amazon.com]
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Tart of Darkness
07/01/09

@Francie Nolan: Hearted for your name and for book recommendation.
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Jack_Burton
07/01/09

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This is so much more appropriate for kids - plain 'ol nature at work.

Cat catches bat in mid-flight:

NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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LawFairy
07/01/09

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Oh man. I never watched these particular videos but grew up watching plenty like them (and hearing all the ridiculous defenses of creationism and all the absurd reasons to reject evolution). Actually, just last night bf and I were watching the most recent ep of True Blood and there were a bunch of scenes from a far-right fundamentalist Christian camp. My boyfriend noticed that I was wincing (I hadn't even realized it) and teased me, "is this where you went as a kid?" And I realized, IT TOTALLY WAS. I was sent to crazy camp when I was younger. Oh God. It's so embarrassing and painful.
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JennaW
07/01/09

@LawFairy: So that's two of us in the support group. I think we need three before we start having to take turns bringing the donuts.
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cait98
07/01/09

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"This is your life... to have and enjoy for the rest of your life!"

I love it.
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Jack_Burton
07/01/09

@cait98: "Which is not to say eternal, because we haven't gotten to that part yet..."
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Uncommon Whore
07/01/09

@cait98: That made me laugh, too. Excellent script, guys.
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gangey
07/01/09

@cait98: Oh, I misheard. I thought he said "this is your wife to have and enjoy" and I was thinking that was a little risque for a Christian puppet show.

Though I suppose it would be Marital Having and Enjoying, which is OK with them?
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utensil42
07/01/09

@gangey: But, if Adam and Eve were the first (and only?) humans around, who was there to marry them in the eyes of God? Or did God perform the ceremony and rituals himself and that was just left out of the Bible?
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JennaW
07/01/09

@utensil42: Exactly, adn that was why that crazy-ass pastor on All Things Considered tonight doesn't want the gays to marry; because God performed the first marriage three seconds after Creation and that is how it's meant to be: a man and a woman naked and in the middle of a grove of fruit trees with an invisible deity officiating. No one who can't reproduce that shouldn't be able to get married as it would be blasphemy.
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PreposterousHypothesis
07/01/09

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Creationism, as a philosophy: the definition of my screen name.
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meritxell: an erotic life
07/01/09

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Eve looks like she's about to make out with that squirrel
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Ailanthus-altissima
07/01/09

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Hi, my name is A-A and I am an Evolutionist.
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