"How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like lactating, cream pies, and male virgins. Got a burning… » 5/23/08 4:20pm 5/23/08 4:20pm

I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date

Well, I don't really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I'll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn't know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I… » 12/13/07 3:00pm 12/13/07 3:00pm