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    Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters

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    Image of heidivanderslice heidivanderslice
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    isn't there already a band from the 90s called crazytown?
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/12/08

    @heidivanderslice: They did the song "Butterfly".
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    Image of NotIt NotIt
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    Sorry for the yelling, but OMG. My husband and I still mention it randomly, as we cannot get over it.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    12/12/08

    @NotIt:


    No, that is definitely yell worthy. That's completely unreal.

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    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
    Image of NotIt NotIt
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    I taught at a rehab for teens for awhile.


    It was much like this: surreal, terrifying, laugh-or-die-crying-hilarious. Kids would come back from family vacations and lick bleach off of the bathroom floors, in attempt to pass drug screens. They'd hoard fruit in attempt to ferment it and get drunk. And yeah, they'd come in crazy-high.

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    12/11/08

    @NotIt: We had one girl who was perfectly sweet, just a little bipolar. EXCEPT THAT SHE HOARDED USED TAMPONS IN A HOLE SHE PUT IN THE WALL, AND NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT THE SMELL FOR SIX MONTHS.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/11/08

    @NotIt: Holy fuck! I forget to take my bathroom trash out and it's an issue. SIX MONTHS?????
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    Shifty Shellshock and the Hamster Bunch
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    Wow, he sure relapsed hard...
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/12/08

    @The HZA.: Yeah, and it is really sad to see. He is in a living hell, trust.
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    Image of xuatastic xuatastic
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    While i was watching this i had my itunes playing, beethoven, it added a certain gravitas which vh1 might want to explore. Or not.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    12/12/08

    @xuatastic: I had George Winston Christmas music. The moment the clip ended it segued into Nat King Cole's "Christmas Song", which was strangely entertaining.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    Hamsters? Crack hamsters?
    Oh the blogger from Cute Overload is not going to be pleased to hear this.
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    12/12/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Once I heard he'd been blowing smoke at them, I sort of hoped that lady would just slap him.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    I never trust people named Shifty. Or Meanie. Or Liey. Or Murderey.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Same here. Fool me once, Stabby, shame on you. Fool me twice, Stabby, oh the blood loss and scarring....
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: So I met this really cute guy the other day. His name is Decapitatey Wayne Peterson, but he has the prettiest hazel eyes!! I'm gonna give it a shot.
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Well now that you bring it up, maybe I should rethink the names I had picked out for my future children. Axe-wielding Pete and Shoot-em-up Sally might give people the wrong impression.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/11/08

    @BabyJane: You're right. Pete and Sally are terrible names.
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Well, if he's good in bed he's a keeper. What's a little decapitation amongst friends?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @BabyJane: @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Hahahaaa! Late afternoon funnies.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    12/11/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Hey, wanna go on a double date with me and BeHead Bundy? I have a feeling they have a lot in common with one another.
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    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I went to school with this guy who was (aptly) caled Creepy Phil. The creepiest part? Creepy Phil knew he was Creepy Phil and seemed pretty ok with it.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: reminds me of a certain gentleman caller (not mine, an acquaintance's) named Sketchy1. No lie.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    That's terribly unfortunate. He has an adorable little son.


    Although, Dr. Drew saying "dude" and wearing his tight black I Went to The Gun Show and It Turns Out I'M IT! tee makes me happy in the groinal regions.

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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/11/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: Seriously, was Dr Drew always hot and I just wasn't noticing?


    I really thought Shifty was going to hang onto his sobriety.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/11/08

    @The HZA.: i liked him back in his loveline days. the way he so calmly and hotly talked about sex and female orgasms?? sigh....
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    Image of clancysmum clancysmum
    12/11/08

    I also had shivers when he told Amber to tell him to go fuck himself last week (or 2 wks ago..? I am behind). Whatev - the SHIVERS I say. He's so schexy, and so good at what he does, making him all the more schexy.


    I'm also sad that Shifty has relapsed...addiction is so sad, in all its incarnations.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/11/08

    @clancysmum: schexy...lol. I like it.
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    12/11/08

    @The HZA.: I think Dr. Drew was always hot and I was just too young to appreciate him. YUM!
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    12/12/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Dr. Drew kind of makes me want to become a Z list celebrity and then get on meth just so I can meet him on season 4 of celebrity rehab.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/12/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: For realz y'all, his sexy body and caring nature makes me lust after him. I want to be on him.
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    Image of jenalicious jenalicious
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    that makes me really sad =( last season he was so cute with his son...
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    Image of bigazzkidlisberger bigazzkidlisberger
    12/11/08

    In reply to Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters
    So he got the hamsters high off crack before bringing them to rehab? What the sam hell Shifty?
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    12/11/08

    @bigazzkid is Robin Givens in Boomerang: those poor, cracked out hamsters...too many bright young hamsters are lost that way. soon enough they'll be outside some sleazy pet shop in atlantic city, prostituting themselves for just one tiny hamster-hit.


    so sad.

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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    12/11/08

    @randomnessish: there needs to be COTD After Dark. Seriously, people.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    12/12/08

    @Ratinski: seconded.
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    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
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