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When Singing Girlfriends Give Terrible Advice |
05/02/09
they're=they are. (runs and covers head)
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"Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Givin' all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times
Doin' things that you don't understand
But if you love him, then you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him, oh, be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And somethin' warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by your man"
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I said, "Well, maybe you could take a night class." And my friend never stopped laughing about it!
05/02/09
My Funny Valentine:
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Yeah, b/c a weak mouth and smart wit are some of the worse attributes to have. *rolls eyes* This lady is so lucky he deigns to grace her with his affections b/c...
(From I've Got A Crush On You)
How glad the many millions of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be to capture me
But you had such persistence, you wore down my resistance
I fell and it was swell
I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you I shall never never know
Its not that you're attractive...
This guy is the master of the not so backhanded insult.
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Always weirded me out that people though he was such a saint.
When I was 21....
05/03/09
Also, I blatantly love both these songs, so I'm getting defensive.
05/02/09
Let's take off all our clothes
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows
Let me light a candle so we can make it better
Makin love until we drown
WHAT! What are you drowning it???
Girl you make me feel so good
We can do it til we both wake up
WHY are you sleep-fucking????
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Honey, why you calling me so late
it's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why you crying is everything ok
I gotta whisper cuz I can't be too loud
My girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really hard to hear your voice
saying my name, it sounds so sweet
coming from the lips of an angel
hearing those words it makes me weak
Why, exactly, aren't the two of them just back together then? Oh, right, b/c then there's no room for all your torturous, over-dramatic deceptive bullshit then, is there?
05/02/09
Did I say "friend"? It appears I meant "frenemy."
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NO FRIEND NO IT IS NOT. WE ARE NOT AN ITEM WE NEVER WILL BE GO AWAY.
Also, I never called you crying.
05/02/09
She's trying to leave, and he's trying to keep her there to get in her pants. He eventually succeeds after more to drink and the assurance that she's not gonna be able to get a cab.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
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Ragey.
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I know it's a very personal song, but I still want to yell, "Martha! You're so fabulous! You don't need that stuff!!" Of course, she's got the husband now and seems really happy, so good for her.
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HEY AQUALUNG
Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Hey, aqualung
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Hey, aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Oh/Hey, aqualung
Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog end
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.
Pedophilia?
05/02/09
I really love it when we tell young women to stop talking and start dancing. Because nothing they have to say is important.
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He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew he loved me
If he didn't care for me,
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me and I was glad
Carole King wrote the song, but Phil Spector produced it...makes sense, right?
Worst Lyric Ever
Thank You India
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