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Judge Judy Is A Human Lie Detector

This nutbag was on Judge Judy today, suing two women for false arrest. It's really so crazy that she thinks that she even remotely has a chance in front of JJ. The plaintiff almost hit a car that the two defendants were driving. Then all three women got in a verbal altercation that led to assault, instigated by the plaintiff. Then the plaintiff got in her car and tried to mow the two defendants down in a parking lot, and rammed her vehicle into theirs (which by the way, a four-month-old child was in). JJ told the woman that her story was "a crock." LOL! Then she dismissed her case. Clip above.

6:30 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008
By Slut Machine
7,608 views, 42 comments

Latest by n/a: I just found out that my boyfriend's roommate is Judge Judy's nephew. I was amazed. Of course this was right after he'd moved out. Sad. =( more »

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"Does The Horrific Taste Of Vagina Become Less Vomitous As I Get Used To Oral?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Molly to my Nomi, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like smegma, internet sex, and incest. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008
By Slut Machine
33,666 views, 162 comments

Latest by smopenna: I am glad internet dating is no longer just for "crazies and uglies," seeing as I have been sleeping with a guy I met on Nerve for a few weeks. Thanks for the validation, Rich. more »

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Remember When Mariah Carey Went Crazy?

Mariah Carey is flying high from her 18th #1 hit "Touch My Body," and she's been all over the place promoting her new album (Oprah yesterday, American Idol tonight), E=MC² which came out today. But remember when things were going so great in her career about seven years ago, specifically when she freaked out in the summer of 2001 from not sleeping? (Remember when Glitter was the first time we could all truly laugh after September 11?) Above is a clip from her July 2001 surprise appearance on TRL, in which she wore a skimpy outfit, handed out popsicles, and rambled about stuff that didn't make any sense. ("All I know is I just want one day off when I can go swimming and look at rainbows and like eat ice cream. And maybe like learn how to ride a bicycle.") A few days later, she checked into a mental facility. We're glad she's feeling a lot better and is back on top, but we kinda thought she was equally entertaining while hitting rock bottom.

6:00 PM on Tue Apr 15 2008
By Slut Machine
13,390 views, 225 comments

Latest by bria: @foodandshoes: That wasn't the point of my analogy at all. The point was that both words can be negative and hateful and completely unnecessary. I never said they were exactly the same or that crazy is worse than the n word, more »

The Smoking Gun reports that a man known as the "Sultan of Sleaze" was arrested this week for his alleged role in an extortion plot involving Tom Cruise and pictures of Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes. The pictures had been stolen from Cruise, and the word on the wires is that the suspect — a sleazeball named David Hans Schmidt who is also linked to Barry Bonds' ex-girlfriend — often contacts celebs to see if they want to buy back private photos or videos before he tries to sell them publicly. We never thought we'd say this, but we're on Team Tom in this case. [TSG]

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