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Fit Modeling: Sort Of Like The $100-An-Hour Model Equivalent Of Sweatshop Labor

Welcome back to Modelslips, in which our anonymous fashion week model Tatiana "slips" about what it's really like trying not to "slip" while starving herself down the runways of New York's inimitable Fashion Week. Yesterday she worked a job for a Top American Designer! Sound glamorous? It was sooooo not.

People are always surprised by the number of modeling jobs that are totally behind-the-scenes. But there's a lot of paid work that will never result in lavish magazine editorials, trendy turns on runways, or even smiley-happy-well-remunerated catalog glory. I am talking about work in which nobody will ever see you at all. Why hire a model, someone whose sole skill set is her appearance, for a job in which no member of the public will actually see her, you ask? Why, to stand in for the miniscule measurements of another, more famous model, of course! And sometimes, when you've spent two days walking in a respectable but not great number of showsfor some well-regarded but not headline-grabbing designers, and you've been earning mainly clothes anyway, you'll get a call from your agency telling you to be across town in twenty minutes because you're going to spend the day working as a fit model and you'll be kinda stoked! Because that means you're getting paid.

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crashin week

Donna Karan's Hideous Orange Fashion Week Bikes Set Free From Chains By Vigilante Jezebel Readers!!

Donna Karan does a lot of typically ridiculous fashion industry stuff in the name of not being the average typically ridiculous fashion industry person, but her orange bicycles take proverbial ayurvedic macrobiotic unitarian wedding cake. In the name of reducing our dependence on foreign oil/increasing our dependence on branded objects, DKNY's guerrilla marketing team chained these orange bikes all over Manhattan during Fashion Week. Yeah, chained. Meaning, the bikes were:
  • Locked up and therefore unusable
  • occupying valuable parking spaces that might otherwise be used by actual bicyclists
  • and/or chained illegally to trees
  • shamelessly/tastelessly aping the "Ghost Bike" phenomenon whereby bicyclists killed in the line of carbon footprint reduction are memorialized with decorative bikes chained near the intersections at which they died.
Mercifully, citizens (including one loyal Jezebel reader!) have been putting the bikes out of their misery, using bolt-cutters to set them free. More »

modelslips

"You Know, Models Are In, Like, The Five Percent Of People Who Look Like Models"

Greetings! And welcome to Modelslips, Jezebel's inside guide to Fashion Week as seen through the gimlet eyes of our very own 35-inch hipped, gel-schellacked, battle-weary, jealous boyfriend-having human clothes hanger! Our Anonymodel will be dishing it out all Fashion Week, so she can't use her real name, which is why we'll call her Tatiana. She's smart! She's thin! And she's BEHOLDEN TO NO ONE. We'll be checking in with Tatiana all week, as she goes from show to show to party to hotel lobby to afterparty etc. etc.. In this inaugural post, she answers some of our most pressing questions — and opens the floor to you!

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crashin' week

Fashion Week Nightmares: Celebrity Seat-Fillers And Stamps That Don't Match

We hinted at the hours of drama and fuss surrounding a 15-minute fashion show, and in The Wall Street Journal today, a reporter dishes insider info from the Rosa Chá show (which we attended). From the size and color of the invitation envelopes, to the guest list and the wardrobe and makeup of the PR girls working the shows, no detail is overlooked. And here's why there's often so much chaos in the tents: "A lot of people turn down fashion show invitations," writes Ellen Byron for the Journal. "Only 50% of invitees typically accept, so for the Rosa Chá show [Alison Brod PR] mailed out 2,000 invitations, even though [the show] would have just 867 seats." More »

appreciations

Dear Interns: When We Think Of You We'll Think Of Barf, Always


Now that fashion week is finally, finally over, we must thank our interns, who toiled tirelessly, stuffing limited-edition Jezebel barf bags full of Ex-Lax and tongue depressors, incurred the wrath of Jonathan Van Meter's sister and generally made the Jezebel virtual HQ at the Algonquin Hotel a place of giggles. Thank you (left to right) Diane Kagoyire, Margaret "Mags" Crow, and Henrietta Nellman, as well as Maria Suarez and Stephanie Hodges (not pictured). A round of applause, please: They made it out alive!

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Snap Judgment: Our Fashion Week Photogs Were Awesome

Fashion Week just wouldn't be Fashion Week without lots of boozing, interminable waits for shows to start, barf bags, and fabulous photography. In addition to Gawker Media's own Nikola Tamindzic, we were lucky enough to have secured the services of photographers Danielle Ezzo and Brad Walsh, along with the production skills of Briana Heard, who, though mostly stuck in the hotel room we rented, took a few photographs herself. At left, a stellar shot that Nikola took of French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld, whom he spotted outside the Rodarte show and described as looking "so dirty, you just know she's a big perv." (One-track mind, that guy.) After the jump, some of Danielle, Brad and Briana's best pics. More »

the algonquin roundtable

Fashion Week: A Look Back At The Week That Swallowed Our Souls

The Algonquin Round Table was a storied group of writers, actors and assorted "wits" who would meet to drink and tell jokes probably described as "ribald" at Manhattan's Algonquin Hotel, which was, incidentally, the site of the Jezebel Fashion Week command center. Imbued with a sense of our own lofty places in history, we decided to hold our own Algonquin Round Table on the last night of Fashion Week, during which we decided that anyone involved in the historic Algonquin Round Table would have skipped Fashion Week, because as Dorothy Parker once wrote, the Round Table was all about shit that you could crack easy jokes about, not convey painful truths through. More »

runway report

Zac Posen, Donna Karan, Heatherette: The Critics "Speak"

It's shocking, we know, but some people take Fashion Week really, really seriously. Designers shudder and quake in anticipation as the world's top "fashion journalists" pull out their best and most pretentious purple prose reviewing the Spring/Summer 2008 collections. In our final primer on what the major critics" have to say about the shows at New York Fashion Week, we've got Zac Posen, Heatherette, Donna Karan, Calvin Klein, and Betsey Johnson. First up, red-carpet favorite Zac Posen drops a touch of 'Little House on the Prairie' onto the runway.

Zac Posen
"out of his hood", "straining", "[model] looked as if she were pulling a plow", "Just about everything... was off", "heaviness of the layers", "pointless details", "prairie frou-frou", "old hat" — Cathy Horyn, NY Times


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As my brotha from another motha, photographer Nikola Tamindzic says, "I am Eurotrash: By default I love Custo!" We couldn't have said it better ourselves. The prints. The colors. All that sparkle. None of it seemed to match. But Nikola (and I suppose his Eurotrash brethren) didn't seem to care. When you can't beat 'em, join... No, I just can't do it. No sparkly pants for me. Sorry, kids.

The Heatherette fashion show was really more like a party with a parade in the middle. Plus, some of the most interesting outfits were on the guests! Things kicked off with a performance by Lil' Mama and then the models — black girls! a plus-sized girl! fey boys and hunks! kids! a tranny and a porn star! — charged the runway at a fast clip, looking like they were having a great time despite shredded, tattered, bizarre and often confusing clothes. Below, check out highlights from designers Richie Rich and Traver Rains' celebration of individuality. And don't forget to play spot-the-celeb-in-the-front-row: Diddy, Lance Bass and Bijou Phillips attended.

Throw bows, polka dots, ruffles, glitter and miles and miles of tulle into a blender and you'll get the frothy concoction of yesterday's Betsey Johnson show. According to the program (which we didn't look at until after the show, whoops!), the prom-inspired looks were organized by decades: 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 2000s. And mostly, the strapless dresses and cheeky bloomers just celebrated being unabashedly girly. Check out the audience, the candy colored confections — and Betsey's cartwheel! — below.

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Marc Jacobs: Brilliant? Or A Bomb? The Critics "Speak"

We shop at Forever 21, so maybe we're not the best judges of what's new, fresh, of-the-moment (and other 'Lucky'-isms) in fashion. We have a few Marc Jacobs items, but they were on clearance at Century 21 and probably from five years ago, so that's why we've let the critics speak about the fashion darling's show the other night — you know, the one that started two hours late, and pissed off a bunch of people, including 'Vogue' editor Anna Wintour.

"Bad, sad show", "everything that is wrong with current fashion", "lost in a dark and none-too-original vision of vintage clothes", "only a cute bag... had a charming affect", "even the most eccentric antiques shopper could do better", "nothing here to take fashion forward", "a freak's costume party" — Suzy Menkes, International Herald Tribune

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wrap judgment

First Impressions: Someone Left A Drag Queen Out In The Rain At Heatherette

Who: Assorted drag queens (seen at left).
What: The Spring/Summer '08 show for Heatherette, the line by former club kids Richie Rich and Traver Rains known for its bright, shredded, bedazzled, fucked-up separates and dresses.
Where: NYC's Gotham Hall.
When: Now. After the jump, we check in with Dodai, who is being dwarfed by a phalanx of skinny, towering drag queens as she waits in line to get in. More »

We always dug Vivienne Tam's now-iconic Mao-print dresses. After, who doesn't love a little pinch of the good Chairman in their wardrobe? Which is why we were front and center yesterday for the pre-opening party for Tam's new store in New York's Soho, for which Vivienne hired a flock of models, dressed them in Mao-era army uniforms, and sent them marching down the streets of lower Manhattan. The army arrived (though tardy), we drank too much Veuve, and we admired Vivienne's Spring/Summer 2008 collection, which was monochromatic, minimalist, and had nothing to do with dictators, fascist, communist, or otherwise.

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First Impressions: Betsey Johnson Show Looks Like "A Bistro In A French Whorehouse"

Who: MisShapes harpy Leigh Lezark; Nigel Barker.
What: The Spring/Summer '08 collection of Betsey Johnson (seen at left), the eternal teenager famous for her florals, animal prints, baby-dolls, and platforms.
Where: NYC's Bryant Park.
When: Now. After the jump, we check in with Dodai, who braved a literal downpour to make it from the Lower East Side to Midtown and is presently creaming her pants in the SRO line after spotting Nigel. More »

The Rodarte Spring/Summer 2008 collection was one of the best fashion shows we've seen so far: The femininity! The sophistication! The hot-as-Hades scene gathered to watch the show! Yes, the Rodarte show proved to be the meeting place of the who's who of the fashion elite: Scroll through our gallery of backstage, front row, and runway images to see all the fashion folk including French Vogue's Carine Roitfeld, American Vogue's Grace Coddington and Hamish Bowles, Elle's Roberta Myers and Anne Slowey, Barneys New York's Simon Doonan, the Telegraph's Hilary Alexander, and The New York Times's Cathy Horyn, all sweating most fashionably in the unbearable, un-air conditioned heat.
(Click on any picture to see entire gallery)

crashin' show

Marc Jacobs Channels 'Grey Gardens'? We Beg To Differ

Marc Jacobs showed his collection last night, and word on the street is that it's very Grey Gardens. We weren't allowed to attend, because we're bloggers. (We're not joking—that's what other bloggers told us by way of explanation for our exclusion.) Anyway, as soon as we heard that Spring 2008 was shaping up to be Grey, we figured that we'd be the judges of that, considering we're experts on everything Beale. Frankly, we don't really see it, other than the use of a lace cape. First of all, the models have hair, and nobody wore head scarves, and most importantly, there were no upside down skirts. But still, when we saw the looks we couldn't help but review the clothes in "Edie speak". Click on our Edie-annotated gallery, below.

[Images via AP]

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Milly Spring/Summer 2008 (Click on any picture to see entire gallery)