No, You Can't Lose Weight By Farting, You Lazy Monster

Let’s be real: everyone loves to fart and hates to exercise. That’s why so many of us were excited by the recent news that farting could potentially make you lose weight! “I fart all day,” we all thought, “I could be a size two by Christmas.” Too bad it was all a beautiful shit-smelling lie.

No, You Can't Lose Weight By Farting, You Lazy Monster

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